Wish Granted, but...

[fawkes..]

Granted but someone steals it

I wish i had a new phone

[Ad Bot]

[Nexus]

Granted, but then AT&T is your service provider and drops calls at awkward moments like in the commercials.

Lol forgot to add this part:
I wish I had a pet turtle.

[leonstormrat23]

Granted but, your turtle is accually a frog in a turtle shell.

[steve5451]

Wish granted, but then it flies away and you are a loner for the rest of your life. :c

I wish people weren't so mean.

[Joker Card]

Wish granted, but then you die from  lack of balls

I wish for chesse20 back

[steve5451]

Wish granted, but then he's like you.
I wish for moneys!

[Joker Card]

Wish granted, but its in rupees

I wish  I had some Rudy's

[Squall Leonheart2275]

Wish granted, but its in rupees

I wish  I had some Rudy's

Error granting wish.
Wtf is a rudy.

I wish that i knew what a rudy was.

[Medicat]

Granted, but you forget the next day

I wish for 666 stones

[Squall Leonheart2275]

Wish granted, But you realize They're the devil's when its too late and he vaporizes you.

I wish for a dog

[fawkes..]

Wish granted but it's a fake dog

I wish there are no griefers on mincraft

[Squall Leonheart2275]

Wish granted but they're replaced with Trolls.

I wish that i had a new disc drive.(Stuffed a in my old one  )

[LeetZero]

Wish granted, but you stuff a  in your old one  .

I wish someone would say happy birthday for my birthday today.

[The Titanium]

Wish granted.
Happy birthday.

But...
It wasn't your birthday!
:u

[LeetZero]

___ granted, no other comments.

Yes it is apparently.