Wish Granted, but...

[Medicat]

Granted, but

I wish for Counter-Strike: Source on Steam (wishlist )

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[Glitchman365]

granted, but you get a virus, steam thinks you're hacking, and you get banned from all your games

I wish my friend's dog didn't die ;_;

[wazbat]

Granted, but the a lorrie runs him over, the a boy brings him to life, then because if he cures something something has to die, you die.

I wish i had a metalwork factory.

[Ghøst]

Granted, But then you get too close to a Machine and get sucked in and Chopped into little pieces.

I wish i could Fly.

[wazbat]

Granted, But then you get too close to a Machine and get sucked in and Chopped into little pieces.

I wish i could Fly.

Wish granted, but you fly into the same machine that chopped me up.

I wish I had an alienware computer.

[Ghøst]

Granted, But the alienware computer gets several trojan Viruses and crashes.

I wish i was a folk singer.

[pecon7]

Granter, but your voice cracks constantly.

I wish I had another wish c:

[Fireboy]

granted but you wish for a stupid thing.

I wish for a golden toilet.

[steve5451]

Wish granted, but it's ripped and town, and is worth virtually nothing now.

I wish for happiness! :D

[Ghøst]

Granted, But then your mother and father are Assassinated and you get very sad.

I wish for world peace.

[Ace2343]

Granted, but Russia dont comply.

I wish.....for......A fallout shelter.

[steve5451]

Wish granted, but there was a hole in one corner, and you died of radiation poisoning... :c

I wish for my school to be set ablaze!

[LeetZero]

Wish granted, then you get deported in a school in Alaska.

I wish to live after a post-apocaliptic event.

[blueleaf]

Wish granted, but you die the moment you leave your shelter.

I wish I had a train.

[LeetZero]

Wish granted, but you went too much with it and you are now in Alaska. Also, your train electronics froze and it derailed.

I wish for the thing which I always wanted.