Wish Granted, but...

[snugglebear212]

granted but the milk is shaked with sperm.

i wish for a bottle of honey.

[Ad Bot]

[Malestrom]

Wish granted but RWJ appears and says "fake and gay!!!1! Every time you eat some.

I wish RWJ wOuld jump off a cliff

[snugglebear212]

granted but now you get everything but legs.

I wish for the power of meat vision.

[Malestrom]

You end up looking at a different type of meat... If you know what I mean



I wish for whirled peas

[snugglebear212]

granted but i didn't know what whirled peas were so you get pee soup.

I wish for a unicorn.

[JamestheLeet]

You get a goat seeker.

I wish I could post something that I shouldn't and they wouldn't kill me.

[snugglebear212]

Granted but "oh heart attack"

i wish turtles could dance

[fawkes..]

Wish granted but all turtles become extinct

I wish i had more pens that were definatly pens not pencils!

[fred da kiko]

Wish granted but all turtles become extinct

I wish i had more pens that were definatly pens not pencils!

wish granted but they get dry

i wish i this was written on the internet.

[keesfani]

Wish granted but you get banned for being an idiot.

I wish I have 3 wishes

[fred da kiko]

Wish granted but you get banned for being an idiot.

I wish I have 3 wishes

wish granted but you wish for 3 slices of burnt toast by accident.

i wish i couldn't fly

[fawkes..]

Wish granted but you're flying when you wish for it

I wish i had a pet turtle

[LeetZero]

Granted, but then he bites you and you infect him with a sickness you can never get rid of and he dies.

I wish someone can see this.

[Caution]

Granted, but then he bites you and you infect him with a sickness you can never get rid of and he dies.

I wish someone can see this.

Granted but I found it.

I wish I was black.

[LeetZero]

Granted, nothing else left to say.

I wish I had something to say.