Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 629836 times)

granted but now your a vagina


I wish I could sleep

off topic: sorry bout the double post I don't think really well at 5:30 am so I guess I should get off
« Last Edit: January 03, 2011, 07:23:57 AM by Mardalf »

Granted but then you wake up

I wish creepers stop killing me on minecraft

Granted, but they start killing you again.

I wish for.

Granted, but it turns into a ":".


I wish for a cent.

Wish granted but it was electrically charged to 100000000 volts, and you die,

I wish for a Magpul Masada airsoft rifle.

You end up shooting your eye(s) out


I wish I would not only live to see the zombie apocalypse, but also survive it like a boss.

I wish I would not only live to see the zombie apocalypse, but also survive it like a boss.

I AM BAWS... BAWS BAWS BAWS.

nothing


I wish for epic goggles.

Granted, but they blind you and you can't take them off.

I wish for something or nothing, so I always get what I wish for; and that nothing bad happens, no matter what.

Granted, but your grandfather went back in time and stabbed you.

I wish my alarm clock would work again.

granted, but the alarm is rigged with a bomb.

I wish candle jack wouldn't steal me away every time I said his na

granted, but the alarm is rigged with a bomb.

I wish candle jack wouldn't steal me away every time I said his na

granted, but he still does it.

I wish i could be Michael Jackson 2

granted but, you will smell like poo for the rest of your life

I wish that girls would like me

granted but now you're gay

I wish my computer was better

granted, but it self-destructs 1 second after you touch it

I wish for  :cookie: