Wish Granted, but...

[Malestrom]

You say I love you to everyone


I wish the creator of the offing flying sofa clan would stop stealing my ideas and go jump off a cliff

[Ad Bot]

[TalesOfBlockland56]

Granted, but you forget.

I wish I had a pony.

[snugglebear212]

granted but a sperm whale fell from the sky and crushed it.

I wish for 2 dollars.

[Allstarland]

granted but a sperm whale fell from the sky and crushed it.

I wish for 2 dollars.

Wish granted, but you notice that the 2 dollars aren't enough for your PS3

I wish i could eat the Empire State Building.

[MunkeyCheez]

granted but terrorists blew it up before you could get a bite

I wish i was a rubber duck

[TheLegomaster]

Granted, but rubber is suddenly outlawed and you get thrown in the trash.

I wish for a bag of crisps.

[Mardalf]

granted by then you get the bag stuck on your head and sufocate

I wish somthing bad wasn't about to happen to me

[Hiiro3293]

I wish I could live forever in happiness, never dying. Immortal.

[D3ATH LORD]

wish granted but you get over exited and you try to play roblox and you get torn to chunks of raw meat and you burn up into ashes

:)

i wish i had a demo gun to nuke my neighbors with

[Mardalf]

granted but the. Your neighbor steals it and nukes you


I wish I had a cake

[fred da kiko]

granted but the. Your neighbor steals it and nukes you


I wish I had a cake

granted, but the cake is a lie.

i wish i was on fire

[TalesOfBlockland56]

Wish granted, but you get a boner

I wish I had _______.

[Mardalf]

Wish granted, but you get a boner

I wish I had _______.

granted but then an evil genie un-grants it and turns you into a turd

I wish i had something that was green

[MillCzarr]

Granted, but its not anything, any human would want. It's diarrhea.

I wish I could drink a taco.

[pecon7]

You receive one taco- in a cup!

* pecon7 wishes for an idea