Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 630008 times)

Amade · January 01, 2011, 06:16:38 PM

Granted, but you forget it before you can say anything.

I wish humans weren't op in stalkerdm.

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fawkes.. · January 01, 2011, 06:39:15 PM

Wish granted but then you always loose

I wish i had a carrot

luluthe42nd · January 01, 2011, 07:45:01 PM

wish granted but it dissappears in a second.

I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER

Joker Card · January 01, 2011, 07:48:07 PM

Wish granted, but you didn't wish or a glass to hold it in so its all over your lap

I wish for AIDS so I don't have to worry about geting STD's

TalesOfBlockland56 · January 01, 2011, 07:51:28 PM

Granted, but you discover HIV.

I WISH FOR WORLD PEACE

The Corporation · January 01, 2011, 07:56:58 PM

Wish granted, but the internet is filled with more violence than ever, causing massive brain damage to anyone stupid enough to get on to it, and your balls have been turned into frag grenades. With the pin attached.

I wish I haz a cheezeburg3r.

legolasruels · January 01, 2011, 09:01:22 PM

granted but not realy Yu Cant H4s..

I wish i had a jar of dirt

4rkain3 · January 01, 2011, 10:42:57 PM

~~Granted, but nothing happens to you ever again, good or bad.~~

I wish to exist but not exist at the same time.

Edit: Granted, but the jar of dirt explodes.

4rkain3 · January 01, 2011, 10:43:31 PM

sorry, my computer messed up. It showed me the wrong page.

Jalenharvey · January 01, 2011, 10:55:19 PM

Granted, but in the process, there is a time paradox and god decides you not exist at all.

I wish for this wish not to mess up :3

4rkain3 · January 01, 2011, 10:56:49 PM

Too bad. It does.

I wish... Wait, I don't exist.

Texan101 · January 01, 2011, 10:57:43 PM

Quote from: Jalenharvey on January 01, 2011, 10:55:19 PM

Granted, but in the process, there is a time paradox and god decides you not exist at all.

I wish for this wish not to mess up :3

Granted but... you will meet a different set of people than you have before.

I wish there were no diseases, and man wasn't evil.

4rkain3 · January 01, 2011, 10:59:43 PM

Granted by someone who does exist. No but.

I wish to exist. I did this to myself once before by wishing, and still ceased to exist.

Texan101 · January 01, 2011, 11:06:22 PM

Wish granted, but now your entire life is in the military section of Soviet Russia, during WWI-The end of the Cold War, being your life.

4rkain3 · January 01, 2011, 11:07:27 PM

Good thing I live forever anyways. I don't like it here, but at least the end of the universe will be nice. I wish for the end of the Universe.