Wish Granted, but...

[Shadowed999]

Wish granted,but the world ends 2013 now.




I wish the world would go back to spinning.

[Ad Bot]

[Lesrock]

Granted, but then you get spun off of earth.

I wish for nothing. :s

[Shadowed999]

Wish granted,but then everything comes instead.





I wish I was in Ohio.

[Lesrock]

Granted, but then you got squished by some fat ass.

I wish I can revive my old steam account

[Shadowed999]

Wish granted,but you get my old steam account instead.




I wish this fatass chick was lovey regualr size woman.

[Lesrock]

Granted, but she dies of malnutrition and disappears before you can forget her.

I wish someone else will post after this post.

[slimabob]

Wish granted, but then the post becomes spam   (Sorry, but what else could I do?)(don't answer that.)

I wish that I could make time stop at any time that I wanted and resume at any moment (I would not be affected) by simply wishing it.

[Lugnut]

Granted. But you have a limit on the number of uses. One half.


I wish I could go to sleep.

[Shadowed999]

Wish granted but since I cant sleep neither can you.




I wish we all could sleep soundly.

[Alpha Command]

Wish granted but then you go boom.

I wish I had a minigun.

[viper30000]

Wish granted but you cannot afford to pay for shooting it for 12 second.

I wish for an orange pirateship.

[slimabob]

Wish granted, but then some evil villain paints it purple.

I wish that I could sleep for however long I wanted to and still be able to get up on time.

[LeetZero]

Wish granted, but then something goes wrong and you sleep till year 2062.

I wish for a awseome profile.

[HellHound]

Wish granted but, you get banned two days later.

I wish for a perfectly sharpened pencil.

[curiosblockland6]

Wish granted but, you get banned two days later.

I wish for a perfectly sharpened pencil.

You get a pencil that is in two pieces.

I wish for Killzone 2.