Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 628944 times)

Granted but a clown threw it in your face.

I wish I had an applepie



Granted but it becomes self aware and creates a virus that goes on computers and people and it infects you.  You suffer a long and painful death.

I wish

Wish granted, but then a the

I wish for peace among the forums.

Granted but then someone spamz...


I wish to die broke.

Wish granted, but this by itself is a bad thing already, and I do not wish to make it worse. :c

I wish for you to die a rich man!

Granted but then I sue you for lying about your wish when you actually wanted the opposite of what you said and I win the lawsuit and win everything you have from you and you are thrown in jail.

I wish for a

Granted.

I wish to BUMP this thread.

Granted, but someone flames you for it.


I don't wish for anything, I'm happy with my life the way it is :D

You die.

I wish for more wishes

Granted, but you run out of wishes.

I wish for a steam CoD: Modern Warfare 2

Granted, but you run out of wishes.

I wish for a steam CoD: Modern Warfare 2
Granted but it sucks ass.

I wish I had tentacles growing out of my back and I could run around murdering people like in Prototype.

Granted, but the tentacles end up backfiring and rape you.

I wish Peter Molyjew wouldn't overhype his games.

Granted, but Black and White Studios goes under because all sales are based on amazing hype.

I wish I controlled the world's politics.