Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 630905 times)

Smash Fan · March 13, 2011, 06:35:02 PM

Wish granted, but the graphic card is not updated.

I wish Alien Swarm to not loving lag like stuff.

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Sefou · March 13, 2011, 06:36:54 PM

Granted, but you then realize Alien Swarm sucks.

I wish for cookies.

Altered · March 13, 2011, 06:38:06 PM

Wish granted, but they're all burnt

I wish for world peace.

Sefou · March 13, 2011, 06:40:04 PM

Impossible!

I wish for not burnt cookies.

Tingalz · March 13, 2011, 06:41:25 PM

the cookies are just dough

i wish you wouldn't answer

naturemon · March 13, 2011, 06:42:57 PM

I didn't, but someone did it for me.

I wish for new speakers.

JakDaStripR · March 13, 2011, 06:45:23 PM

Granted, but a giant cube of blue piss falls from a 747 and squashes your dog.

I wish I was CEO of the world

ShadowStep · March 13, 2011, 07:02:49 PM

Granted, but you have been shot down by some terrorists.

I wish Duke Nukem Forever will come out on may 3rd.

Smash Fan · March 13, 2011, 07:04:21 PM

Wish granted, but Gabe Newell buys the game and delays it.

I wish no school.

legolasruels · March 16, 2011, 03:18:39 PM

granted but there will be school

I wish i didn't eat the last bit of applecake.

Jetlok · March 16, 2011, 03:20:34 PM

granted, but now you have herpes.

I wish for a third leg.

PowerDag · March 16, 2011, 03:49:29 PM

You already have one, but it ejects urine.

I wish for an empty cardboard box. Doesn't matter what size it is.

Sefou · March 17, 2011, 02:13:20 AM

Granted, but a cat is sitting in it and it won't move.

I wish for cookies that can't be ruined somehow.

Jetlok · March 17, 2011, 02:14:06 AM

granted, but a national socialist eats them all.

I wish for a forth leg.

Sefou · March 17, 2011, 02:30:30 AM

Granted, but you never had a third leg.

I wish that national socialist would bake me more cookies and not eat them all.