Wish Granted, but...

[TheArmyGuy]

Wishing for wishes is against wishing policy.

I wish for me to be dictator of Germany.

[Ad Bot]

[spam]

Wish Granted, but the country revolts against you and you die =P

I wish..... i wish............... *ZzzzzZZzZzzZzZZZzZzZZzZZ* What? OH! i wish for nothing! (TRY TO CORRUPT THAT FOO)!  lol@pacman cookie monster

[Decepticon]

Wish granted, but you wished that you wished nothing.

I wish my little pony was real.

[Riot]

 Granted! Unfortunately I'm not a genie.

 I wish for what the next person wishes.

[Decepticon]

Granted, but now MC has became real.

I wish everyone would stop hatin' me bro. :c

[Riot]

 Sure thing! I'm still not a genie.

 I wish I knew what the acronym for MC meant.

[Decepticon]

Minecraft, but soon the name is changed to Minecaves

I wish ppl would stop hatin' me still. :c

[Funnelcakes]

Wish granted, but everyone loves you so much that they eventually rape you to death.

I wish for

[Decepticon]

Granted, but

I wish that this world was like MC in peaceful mode.

[_Rave_]

Granted, but griefers forget your house up.

I wish that I had an endless supply of canned bacon.

[Iban]

Granted... but that's going to cause major lag.

    I wish Badspot would be more active in-game.

Granted, but he realizes he hates us even more than he thought he did and never works on V20.

I wish I was a billionaire.
If I die or something else in the nature of disabling my usage of my money you are very uncreative.

[Amaya]

Granted, but griefers forget your house up.

I wish that I had an endless supply of canned bacon.

The bacon is expired and molded.

I wish fire didnt hurt

[Iban]

Granted, but you're a total bitch for skipping over my post.

I wish Amaya had her vagina sewn shut with thread woven from her ass skin.

[SeventhSandwich]

Granted, but she enjoyed it.

I wish my web host sucked less.

[_Rave_]

Granted, but you're a total bitch for skipping over my post.

I wish Amaya had her vagina sewn shut with thread woven from her ass skin.

Granted, but then they go out of business and you are left with stuff.

I wish SMF had a mobile version.