Wish Granted, but...

[Skorpion]

Wish granted, but you are now a female hurricane.

I wish I had an Ak-47

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[Supersylox]

Wish granted, but then you shoot yourself and lose your AK-47

I wish I was a tree.

[Skorpion]

Wish granted, but you are chopped down to produce wood to make Ak-47 stocks.

I wish I had a predator missile.

[Supersylox]

Wish granted, but then someone gets a 50 killstreak and tactical nuke you before you can launch it.

I wish Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars was real.

[Skorpion]

Wish granted, but they are sold out worldwide and Nintendo goes bust.

I wish I had MW3 early.

[Supersylox]

Wish granted, but it is ridiculously stuffty and doesnt have any guns yet.

I wish more people would post here.

[Skorpion]

Wish granted, but the topic gets locked

I wish MW3 was completed and was released today.

[yourthatdude]

Granted, but its stuff because it was done to fast and they sue you for egging them on to finish it fast and you end up living on the streets of new york with nothing to eat but your fingernails.


I wish I was JESUS!

[Supersylox]

Granted, but then some muslims tie you to a wooden swastika and leave you for the vultures to devour.

I wish I had a portal gun.

[Skateaton]

granted but then neurotoxin

i wish lizard king was my best friend

[Mega-Bear]

Granted, but Jim Morrison has been dead for a while.

I wish I had a tail.

[yourthatdude]

Granted, but its a rats tail


I wish I was Chuck Norris

[Skorpion]

Granted, but there is already one Chuck Norris and he kicks your ass.
I wish I had Fallout 3.

[yourthatdude]

Granted, and nothing bad happens to you.



I wish I could fly

[IkeTheGeneric]

you can fly but only if you are on fire


I wish I was right about being this statement being wrong