Wish Granted, but...

[Mega-Bear]

you can fly but only if you are on fire


I wish I was right about being this statement being wrong

I wish I had three hands.

[Ad Bot]

[Mr. T_T]

The third isnt in your control and you punch yourself until you die.

i wish justin beiber would get killed
No offense beiber ive got nothing against you but other people seem to.

[Man 2]

Wish granted, but Rebecca Black takes her his place.

I wish I never met you!

[yourthatdude]

Granted, but you did ಠ_ಠ

I wish nothing ever bad happened to me ever!

[Mega-Bear]

Granted, but nothing good has ever happened either, since you can't compare anything to a bad event. Hence all events are neutral.

I wish I had some coca cola.

[Trymos]

Wish granted but there's pepsi in the can.

I wish that everybody now lives in the 15th century.

[Jorici]

Granted, but you die from the black plague.


I wish I was a dolphin

[Becquerel]

Granted but the oceans drain slowley and you die.

I wish I was a genie that granted wishes when people said "I wish"

[Supersylox]

Granted, but then you have to star in Aladdin

I wish I could have an energy scythe.

[LordCutlerBeckett]

Granted, but then you have to star in Aladdin

I wish I could have an energy scythe.

Granted, but the energy scythe can not contain energy because it's energy containment system failed and the energy kills you.

I wish I had a wish that had no bad side effects to my well being or physical state.

[steve5451]

Wish granted, but you caused a time paradox loop.


I wish for a new graphics card, as mine borked.

[Supersylox]

Wish granted, however; the graphics card is secretly a hacking device and when you insert it, it replaces every single file of your computer with Protoss research.

I wish I could have nano augmentations.

[oleg662]

Wish granted, but then you get tazed one day and you die.


I wish the Blockland forums had better moderation.

[Supersylox]

Wish granted, but then the Roblox moderators come and steal their power.


I wish that I could turn into a wolf at willl.

[MegaScientifical]

Wish granted, but you caused a time paradox loop.


I wish for a new graphics card, as mine borked.

It isn't Wish Granted, it's just Granted. This is why I want my topic locked: I can't even fix the title so people don't forget it up like that.