Wish Granted, but...

[Bind]

Wish gra-FAILED

I wish I and a fish that could lend me a pish and mish and Kish and sish.

Granted but you died of aids damn doorknobs
I wish i was god

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[lolzorz mcgee]

Granted, but you become corrupt and, eventually, become satan.

I wish for a new mouse.

[Deoxy99]

Granted, but it was a living mouse.

I wish for money.

[Bind]

Granted, but you become corrupt and, eventually, become satan.

I wish for a new mouse.

Awesome!

[Tremrist]

Granted, but then Zues and then your money blew up

I wish i wanna live when im alive

[lolzorz mcgee]

Granted, but you can't always get what you want. 

I wish I wasn't surrounded by idiots at school. (I just thought of one for that.)

[ShadowsfeaR]

Granted but you die from a ant bitE

I wish I haz lazar beemz

[Bind]

Granted but they all got hit by a bus.
I wish i had more base.

[Deoxy99]

Granted, but you lost some.

I wish I was a spider.

[Bind]

Granted, but you lost some.

I wish I was a spider.

Granted but you sold all your venom.
I wish i had a virginity store. I'd be rich off of un-wed mothers

[Wynd_Fox]

Granted, but you go to Heck.

I wish Deoxy was my friend.

[Sarge]

Granted, but he cheats on you.

I wish Fox would stop having buttlove with Deoxy.

[Bind]

I wish Fox would stop having buttlove with Deoxy.

qft

[Deoxy99]

Off Topic: Wynd_Fox, you are my forum friend!

[Wynd_Fox]

Granted, but he cheats on you.

I wish Fox would stop having buttlove with Deoxy.

Impossible to grant, as it never happened.

I wish you respected that I want to be friends with Deoxy.