Wish Granted, but...

[Kobewarrior]

Wish granted but then you realize the Americans drop a Nuke at Japan.

I Wish i had a 

[Ad Bot]

[Muzzles56]

Granted, but eats it
I wish for a job

[Jaxx]

Granted, but they overwork you and evade child labor laws, where you are overworked and die. :C

I wish for a generally more interesting conversation style.

[superslayer]

granted but then he leaves and is replaced with me

i wish for a parrot

[Kobewarrior]

Wish granted but when you buy the parrot, the shopkeeper accidentally puts a poison water bottle for the parrot. Then it died by poison.

I wish i could be a Homophone

Beyast wuish Everz!

[Comatose]

Granted, but you are used less than your oppisite homophone and you die from underuse.

I wish for Christmas to come now.

[Bounty]

Granted, but you get nothing.

[CopBlock]

Granted but there is no wish.

I wish i knew what the above poster had wished for.

[Rookie]

Wish Granted but he did not wish for anything, so your wish is wasted.

I wish for the Orange Box to be free.

[CopBlock]

Granted, but it includes all the meet the team videos from tf2.

I wish that the mod to replace roachelle with zoey was finshed ;-;

[Conan]

Granted, but nobody gave a damn, and continued.

I wish for the next guy to post.

[ShadowZero]

Granted but then he turns into ShadowZero

I wish I had a wish.

[Loopyla1]

Granted, but your wish expired

I wish for a cookie

[Rookie]

Granted, but  didn't eat it. It fell down a well.

I wish I was invinsible.

[Kobewarrior]

Wish granted but you'd have to be naked to to be invisible so you don't see your cloths fly.

I wish that this wish was before the wish i wished that wished for the wish to come true, so the wish will make a wish and the wish becomes a wish.