Wish Granted, but...

[A.R.C.]

Wish granted.

I wish for a pony.

[Ad Bot]

[Blockoman]

Wish granted, but then it gets Squirrel AIDS and bites you in the nads.

I wish for [insert wish here]

[MegaScientifical]

Granted, but I miss and the wish gets inserted in your nether regions.

I wish my MasterCE account was unbanned so I could change this dang topic title to "Granted, but..." because it's inappropriate to say "Wish Granted, but..." in this context.

[jsm]

wish granted.
But then you get banned again by: 

[MegaScientifical]

I wish my wish wasn't responded to by a dumbass.

[snugglebear212]

granted but afghtisd

i wish for a pet

[MegaScientifical]

Granted, but one day you leave him in front of a cookie-looking nuclear launch button and his headset is too loud to hear you say not to touch it. He hits it, blowing up the planet.

I wish I wasn't on the planet when it blew up.

[*Magick* Mage]

Granted, but then it blew up. :c


I wish the next poster was Oprah. :D

[snugglebear212]

balls

i wish for nickle

[IkeTheGeneric]

You get a penny


I wish this thread would die out already.

[jsm]

it does, but then it appears in the drama section.


I wish that a nuke will kill the peron who responds to this.

[Squiggles]

Granted, but it's a dud and all it does is hurt my head.

I wish i would hurry up and beat final fantasy 10

[snugglebear212]

granted but then superman comes and haves love with you

i wish for kitty

[jsm]

You get a kitty, but it does not like you. *SCRATCH* (ow)

[jsm]

i wish to control time. (that be sorta cool)