Wish Granted, but...

[Unwritten Calender]

Granted, but it blows up.
I wish for another wish :D

[Ad Bot]

[Evo Chief]

Granted, but you don't live long enough because my CR250R blew up in your face.

I wish to go back in time to May 3rd, 2009 with everything exactly how it was before. All memories of the future erased.

[-Chao Kid-]

Granted, i wish that.... I HAD A BABY PANDA =D 

[Unwritten Calender]

Granted, but it eats all of your food, money, and drinks all your drinks. Then it kills itself with a rocket launcher.
I wish for the ability to be invulnerable.

[BassCrossMegaman1]

Granted, but Gordon freman grabs your invurnability and turns it into Suit/HE.V Suit energy

I wish for a .-.

[~Eletric~Rocket~]

Wish granted but instead they gave you a ._.
 I wish I had mw2.

[Unwritten Calender]

Granted but it's broken in half :)
I wish for stuff

[Man 2]

Wish granted, but it comes with a copy of "Specification For Dummies".
I wish I had a Dalek to bring me tea.

[warner]

Wish Granted, but he thought you meant a cup of Bees

I wish our Toruqe Engine was updated!

[thomas64]

Wish Granted, but he thought you meant a cup of Bees

I wish our Toruqe Engine was updated!

Granted, but they broke it and it's no fun anymore.

I wish I had love.....

[Tlc2010]

Granted, but then your lover
steals your house.
I wish i had The Sims 3.

[T0XIC]

granted but your sims were all fat


i wish i had my pocket ninja

[Kike]

Granted, but it snatches all yer pocket change.

I wish I had a crowbar and an antlion pheropod

[ruiner369]

Granted. The only bad part is it wasn't granted. 

[T0XIC]

granted but the antliot beat you with the crowbar

i wish for a domo