Wish Granted, but...

[Sivad]

Wish granted but, you get a JAR of custard.

I wish that I have minecraft.

[Ad Bot]

[Supersylox]

Wish granted, but then you get hacked

I wish I could be doge

[Lesrock]

Granted, but you got caught without a collar and you get sent to the pound.

I wish for

[Becquerel]

you get

I get a researchi

[Fireboy]

Gran-----lek,ofefffffffemfke *breaks down*

I wish to be fixed.

[Becquerel]

Denied.
I wish to be granted a combat

[Mariobro123586]

Granted, but the combat smacks you in the balls.
I wish to implode.

[Firecycle]

Granted, but then you become a black hole and destroy the galaxy.

I wish for a hat.

[Dimitri Pentrenko]

Granted, but then you become a black hole and destroy the galaxy.

I wish for a hat.

You get a shoe instead
I wish for immortality

[Firecycle]

I could do the whole "Eternal youth" fiasco but...

Granted, but you're hurtling through the depths of space without a suit or a ship.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas...

[Moppy]

Granted. The world is now a snowing wasteland.
And it's December 25th.
Merry Christmas.

I wish for a plain old chocolate chip cookie.
It's all I want.

[Firecycle]

Granted, but I'm not giving it to you, because that wasn't part of "All you want"

I do not want the best thing in the world.

[Kumquat]

Granted, but I'm not giving it to you, because that wasn't part of "All you want"

I do not want the best thing in the world.

Wish granted, but you don't get the best thing in the world from earth.

I wish for the ability not to procrastinate.

[Moppy]

Wish granted....later.

I wish for a car that doesn't kill or injure me in any way shape or form.

[Firecycle]

Granted, but it doesn't have an engine or wheels or doors.

I wish for the best thing on earth.