Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 619756 times)

Skorpion · November 30, 2011, 07:14:29 PM

Wish granted by the mushrooms make you high so you think you can fly off the bridge on the M1.

OSHT I FORGOT MY WISH.
I wish I was the prime minister of Great Britain.

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plad101 · November 30, 2011, 07:15:24 PM

invalid response

I wish i wasnt a undead assasin anymore and just a normal one again...

blobo · November 30, 2011, 07:17:36 PM

wish granted but you turn back into a undead assassin from how much joy you have.

i wish people had good responses and wishes from now on. these are just crap.

Skorpion · November 30, 2011, 07:26:14 PM

Quote from: plad101 on November 30, 2011, 07:15:24 PM

invalid response

I wish i wasnt a undead assasin anymore and just a normal one again...

Wtf? Invalid response? Stay on topic.

Wish granted but then you are killed by a flying magic truck from the zombieland assassin dojo.

It was on it's way to pickup blobo.

FORGOT MY WISH AGAIN

I wish that I could blast rainbows out of my hands.

Mushroom man · November 30, 2011, 07:28:50 PM

Wish granted, but, hang on. There was no wish. A million creepers for above your head for that.

I wish there was a hot, horny girl in my bed.

IkeTheGeneric · November 30, 2011, 07:36:14 PM

Wish granted but now you're really, really gay.

I wish that these stupid scrubs would stop wishing and give me steam games & lewinskys

Mushroom man · November 30, 2011, 07:46:26 PM

Wish granted, but I have a cold sore.

I wish I had a bagel.

mp7964 · November 30, 2011, 07:59:46 PM

Wish granted but I put herpes on it.

I wish for a good HTTP tutorial.

Mega-Bear · November 30, 2011, 08:01:20 PM

Granted, but it's written in Dutch.

I wish for a girlfriend.

A GUY · November 30, 2011, 08:02:49 PM

Wish granted, but she's ugly.

I wish the word but no longer existed.

hankyje · November 30, 2011, 08:03:25 PM

No.

I wish I had a crowbar

A GUY · November 30, 2011, 08:04:21 PM

No.

I wish for a magical gate to Mexico.

Mushroom man · November 30, 2011, 08:14:23 PM

Wish granted, but the gate is too clogged with immigrant to use.

I wish I had a large block of tofu.

Mr Man · November 30, 2011, 08:25:47 PM

Granted but it is actually meat

I wish Stocking would stop derailing threads

Lesrock · December 01, 2011, 05:13:55 AM

Granted, but he still does it anyway.

I wish life had a un-do button.