Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 619781 times)

Mega-Bear · December 01, 2011, 12:23:12 PM

Wish ... um ... bocks.

This time I wish for a friend. :)

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Mulch · December 01, 2011, 12:24:57 PM

What are friends?

I wish for a skeleton key.

tkepahama · December 01, 2011, 12:29:17 PM

Granted. Your skeleton disappears.

I wish for no wish.

Yosher · December 01, 2011, 12:34:37 PM

*black hole devours the whole galaxy*

I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wi-boom

Skorpion · December 01, 2011, 12:52:18 PM

You get an unicorn.
Thx

You don't go boom.

I wish for chicken

ChappersTeddy · December 01, 2011, 12:58:10 PM

You teleport to KFC
but get a pee chicken

I wish for a new guitar

Man 2 · December 01, 2011, 02:48:41 PM

Granted, but...

I wish I had a giant wheel of very fresh, healthy colby cheese.

LeetZero · December 01, 2011, 02:53:03 PM

Granted. You get a goat.

I wish for pie.

Comatose · December 01, 2011, 03:56:43 PM

The pie becomes an oscillating beam of light and disappears as mystically as it appeared. I wish for nothing.

popman98 · December 01, 2011, 03:59:39 PM

I wish for a banana

Lesrock · December 01, 2011, 10:17:40 PM

You get one but a monkey eats it.

I wish for this wish to not asdfas up.

Man 2 · December 02, 2011, 04:32:50 PM

Granted so it instead decides to ghjkl up.

I wish I could speak in AutoTune.

Mushroom man · December 02, 2011, 04:38:21 PM

Granted, but it gets really annoying so you kill yourself.

I wish for a pile of mushrooms.

VinnyTheGuy · December 02, 2011, 04:38:21 PM

They die of your face syndrome.

I wish for a pumpkin.

Mulch · December 02, 2011, 04:42:02 PM

You're wish does not come true.