Wish Granted, but...

[blobo]

wish granted but you accidentally slam a glass sliding door in your face and your face looks like an exact replica of the troll face.

i wish for a  temper pedic cloud mattress

[Ad Bot]

[okiver]

wish granted, but it explodes.

I wish for a penny

[Aniken 911]

You die from copper poisoning.

I wish weed was legalized.

[MrMcCakey]

Granted, but it was illegallized again and you were too high to notice it.
I wish for Saints Row III.

[Black and White]

Granted but then your computer devours itself

[Sivad]

Ignoring Black and Whites post.(No wish)

I wish I had a computer that could play games that couldn't break, explode, implode, fall apart, and disappear.

[Brickman]

Wish granted, you got a computer that plays indestructible games, but then the computer explodes.

I wish for clean socks.

[plad101]

DONE! you get them dirt again... FOREVER



i wish i was a pie!

[Mr Man]

Granted, but you turn into a revolver instead


I wish for unlimited wishes

[okiver]

Granted, but you die before wishing anything else.

I wish for a monkey

[SWAT One]

Granted,

but you are teleported into it's cage.  It does't like you.

[Stocking]

I wish Okiver would post pictures of his richard.

[Fluff-is-back]

Wish granted but he has gonorrhea.

I wish that I could think of something to wish for.

[Name is Unavailable]

Granted, but you wish for SOPA to pass, starfish.

I wish I had some bacon.

[okiver]

Granted, but it was burned.


I wish for stocking to get the forget out of the forums.