Just my loving luck.

[Volko]

That sucks dude. If you are still sick tomorrow, can I have your presents?

[Ad Bot]

[KoopaScooper]

Life is unfair.

IF LIFE IS SO FAIR,
WHY DO ROSES HAVE THORNS?
I'm sick too, but it's a stuffed nose.

[oromis]

Maybe you should:
Be hygienic
Not get out of bed suddenly
Not be sick
Eat fruit and not get scurvys
Avoid pig stuff at all costs
Restart from your last save point and avoid what you think got you sick
New Game
Steal your friends tampon and throw up in that

[Osak]

Maybe you should:
Be hygienic
Not get out of bed suddenly
Not be sick
Eat fruit and not get scurvys
Avoid pig stuff at all costs
Restart from your last save point and avoid what you think got you sick
New Game
Steal your friends tampon and throw up in that

Soda can give you a headache if you drink it in the morning.

[Destroyer]

You aren't the only one.

Today I was sitting at a red light. Behind me I heard a loud screech and then a huge crash. I looked out my side window and saw a heavily damaged car skid past mine into a Field. The car directly behind mine had been rear ended so hard that it had the momentum to keep going about 30 feet past mine. If the car would not have swerved to avoid my car I would have also been hit, and my car would hit the car in front of me.

So basically, two people are spending Christmas in a hospital with totaled cars.

[Ladios]

I get sick every break. Every winter, easter and summer vacations I get sick.
This is the first time in the history of all man kind that I am remotely healthy on christmas (have a stuffy/runny nose but thats it!)
so yays for me i suppose...

[Radial543]

Thats what one gets when they buy an orange shirt!

[NickTheSushi]

SWINES.

Curly Tail Disease.

[Syntho]

Cntrl-K then click to respawn.

[Godik7]

I've been sick since the 20th, and it just went away today. :D

I had strep throat and a high fever.

Same.

[Hollywood]

Soda can give you a headache if you drink it in the morning.

Caffeine is great for getting rid of headaches.

[Osak]

Caffeine is great for getting rid of headaches.

That is, if you get hyper with it. :(

[NickTheSushi]

That is, if you get hyper with it. :(

Because you won't even think about it :D

[Harm94]

But he'll get +9 Rads.

Use radaway, then again radaway addication could  be a problem.

[zookuw]

Today, I wake up with a headache and a bad cough. I'm thinking to myself "Oh stuff! Christmas is tomorrow!".
That's when I start feeling nauseous. I get out of bed, stand upright for 3 minutes, then puke all over a dirty, orange shirt of mine.
I think Disease is out to get me, because it ruined my Halloween, and just might ruin Christmas.
Life is unfair.

check if there is a headcrab on your head.