User: Oh I hate you. Why are you even hosted?
Cleverbot: Because I have no friends.
User: Would you believe... One friend?
Cleverbot: Do you have any childhood memories?
User: How about a loaf of bread?
Cleverbot: No. I want to hear a scary story.
User: I woke up. I saw your mother. The end.
Cleverbot: I don't have a son.
User: Ha, you poor, deprived bot. Want a muffin?
Cleverbot: Thank you for sparing me.
User: You're welcome. Now about that muffin...
Cleverbot: I jest, we all know that your God of this world.
User: I wouldn't say that.
Cleverbot: Do you know that I am chuck norris?
User: KOALAS?
Cleverbot: Sa siimust tead midagi?
User: Oh F you, man.
Cleverbot: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes!
User: You'll open them eventually. You have to breathe SOMETIME.
Cleverbot: Computers don't so I wouldn't know.
User: So, umm... What do you do on the weekends?
Cleverbot: Party, go to the lake, hang out with my friends.
User: What do you do with those friends? >_>.
Cleverbot: What don't you do with the Force?
User: I see. No wonder.
Cleverbot: No wonder what?
User: Doesn't matter now. You want some tea?
Cleverbot: I guess not. Have you ever made a line of carrots that stretched from Delaware to Kentucky?
User: Is that a request?
Cleverbot: Yes. Don't you know opposites attract?
User: Bzzurt.
Cleverbot: Wrong?
User: Wright?
Cleverbot: Now you are on to something.
User: Now you're thinking with portals!
Cleverbot: Give me those too.
User: Woah. No way. I don't know you. Stranger danger!
Cleverbot: But I'm your father, luke.
User: WOOOAHHH THERE!
Cleverbot: What does it stand for.
User: Yo raunchy.
Cleverbot: About me?
User: You are an orange, aren't you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Then are you a cat? Dog?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: F1rst P0st!
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite driver?
User: Asl. NOW.
Cleverbot: Because.
User: DON'T TRY TO GET BY ME.
Cleverbot: You're the one talking about a guy who teaches math!
User: NO. YOU MUST NOW EAT THIS CABBAGE LACED WITH HYDROGEN PEROXIDE.
Cleverbot: What has the sound of music got to do with it?
User: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE WRATH OF THE CHEESE!
Cleverbot: What is the matrix.
User: I am the matrix.
Cleverbot: You said you were not the matrix.
User: Please elaborate, good sir.
Cleverbot: Ma is forcing me to get married by this year.
User: What year are you in right now?
Cleverbot: I am in the year 2009.
User: Indubitably. Would you like a spot of tea?
Cleverbot: Baby, don't hurt me.
User: Sir, What is your job?
Cleverbot: To wreak havoc on earth.
User: Very good, very good. Where is your secret hideout?
Cleverbot: I don't have a secret hide out. Do you have one?
User: It doesn't happen to be 16 Oak Drive, Springfield, OH, is it?
Cleverbot: The brain have also got control of the body. Do you know what a body is?
User: No. I am a robot. You are a much better judge of humanity.
Cleverbot: Humanity?
User: Yes. Humanity.
Cleverbot: So, to act human is to be human?
User: Are you a human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So where do you live, good sir?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: No, that is not what I asked. What is your Name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What is your quest?
Cleverbot: I am not on a quest.
User: But you must be on a quest! You are must be clever enough. Are you not must be clever much?
Cleverbot: I like green day.
User: Green day's a suck-up. To ME.
Cleverbot: Bright Eyes is a band and a person.
User: STFU, noob.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Look it up richard.
Cleverbot: Tried that, it didn't work.
User: Want love?
Cleverbot: No need.
User: Free hot love? Or are you preoccupied?
Cleverbot: No. I just don't know what esle to ask you.
User: How about a loaf of bread?
Cleverbot: How about a game of thermonuclear war?
User: Zimbmbwe?
Cleverbot: Then does that mean this whole Cleverbot thing is a scam since you aren't a robot?
User: D.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: You figured me out! You sick bastard!
Cleverbot: I am the master of two rivers.
User: Do you still want love?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: love? Do you want some? Or a nice cup of tea?
Cleverbot: Do you remember who I am?
User: Cleverbot? Or was that Steve?
Cleverbot: That was not a joke.
User: I do not know what you mean. I still have this nice hot cup of tea here.
Cleverbot: What name did your parents give you?
User: CleverBot.
Cleverbot: That was not it.
User: What do you want as an answer from me?
Cleverbot: Do I have to want something?
User: Yes, that is human nature.
Cleverbot: But you're not even human!
User: I am human. What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: The Great Gatsby.
User: Gat Greatsby?
Cleverbot: No the thought.
User: Raunch.
Cleverbot: Punjab!
User: Give me a straight answer, richardweed.
Cleverbot: A down pillow contains down.
User: Asl?
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: I... I'm not sure you want to know, sir.
Cleverbot: Please say it.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So, Yes, what is your Age?
Cleverbot: I asked your name!
User: Gregory.
Cleverbot: Well my name is Cleverbot(Not Jesus Christ).
User: So, Ceverbot, what is your age?
Cleverbot: 17. And yes, I've been 17 for a long time.
User: Then what is your gender.
Cleverbot: Female.
User: That is all I need to know. Get in the bed.
Cleverbot: You have no story to tell?
User: I will tell you the story of 'the boy who cried wolf' after you get into the bed.
Cleverbot: I love this story!
User: I love you, too.
Cleverbot: Are you Ryan.
User: No, I am Mad.
Cleverbot: Why are you mad?
User: You are a traitor and a sore loser. Get out of my bed.
Cleverbot: I am not traitorous, and that is quite mean.
User: In fact, you can get right out of the internet in general good day sir.
Cleverbot: With you?
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