Author Topic: Funniest thing that has ever happened to you  (Read 3090 times)

What is the funniest thing that has EVER happened to you, post the story here.

The funniest thing thats ever happened to me was, when i was at a place called Laser Adventure (laser taqg place) I was leaning against a wall and it broke.  I was all like osht and i walked away as casually as possible.  Right when i forgot about it I tripped and my phazer gun thing broke, in one place, at the bottom.  It was still able to work, and it wasn't that noticable, thankfully.  So then I was shooting some guy, and backed up into a jagged piece of metal with was SHOVED into my back...  Wasn't very pretty, I will put it as "Lots of clean up"  The marshal guy saw me bleeding all over the fllor, and he called people that worked there with his radio thing, and the lights were back on and it wasgame over.  Im pretty sure i was knocked out, cause i woke up in the hospital next morning on valentines day, my girlfriend vesides me with flowers and such, the rest of that day i hate good luck...
« Last Edit: December 29, 2009, 06:53:53 PM by Exoyo »


Got shot in the face with a nerf gun.<no its just something off the top of my head>
One of those EBF25- chain nerf guns
« Last Edit: December 29, 2009, 06:46:50 PM by matthewbim11 »

Got shot in the face with a nerf gun.<no its just something off the top of my head>
It hit you in the face and your fat absorbed it

It hit you in the face and your fat absorbed it
More of a rebound, pulse hit.

Ok guys I put my story in the OP  and remember to post your funny stories.

Fix some typos in that, please.



your so mean
Id like you to work in my restraunt
As the oven


I once barfed on a welcome mat; it was a welcome mat in front of a restaurant.

I told a joke. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.

Id like you to work in my restraunt
As the oven
hey i figured out its a medical problem from my dads side of the family.

Tripped over a root, landed in a pile of dog stuff.


Took days to clean out the smell....