Funniest thing that has ever happened to you

[Exoyo]

I think your story, exoyo, is lies!

Its true so much irony and pain, I figured you guys would think it's funny. I forgot to add that they fixed up everything and didn't know it was me :3

[Ad Bot]

[WhatevaGuy]

I discovered MLIA.

[Zenthrox]

I was playing ping pong and this annoying douchebag kid grabs the ping pong ball and starts running.
So I yell "WHAT THE forget?"
And he turns his head and flips me off, then turns his head forward again and faceplants into a tree. He falls over and starts crying, and I take the ping pong ball and whisper in his ear
"Karma's a bitch".

Best story ever.

[WhatevaGuy]

I was playing ping pong and this annoying douchebag kid grabs the ping pong ball and starts running.
So I yell "WHAT THE forget?"
And he turns his head and flips me off, then turns his head forward again and faceplants into a tree. He falls over and starts crying, and I take the ping pong ball and whisper in his ear
"Karma's a bitch".
MLIA.

[Exoyo]

Bump for the future 

[oromis]

What the hell? You backed up into a sharp piece of metal in a Lazer Tag arena? There shouldn't even be any showing metal there, unless they purposely want you to make rebound shots. I call shenanigans.

Also next time I go lazer tagging, Im bring a disco ball. Lol, shoot once, hit 50

[Exoyo]

It was a broken pipe... I looked at it when i went there last month, I told them about it several tims, and they neveer took it out... Subborn stubborn stubborn

[Tom Gunn]

When broke my funny bone.

[Exoyo]

Thats insane

[vv45689]

When broke my funny bone.

hhahahahahahhaahhhaah

[Nightmare-Duckie]

taqg

I was all like

noticable

with was

fllor

radio thing

wasgame

vesides

=/=

girlfriend

Edit:

hhahahahahahhaahhhaah

that made me cry with all the little girls pointing and laughing at me ;_;

[Conan]

What the hell? You backed up into a sharp piece of metal in a Lazer Tag arena? There shouldn't even be any showing metal there, unless they purposely want you to make rebound shots. I call shenanigans.

Also next time I go lazer tagging, Im bring a disco ball. Lol, shoot once, hit 50

If you're lucky.

Also, you'd hit yourself. Depending on the arena you visit, there may be a point deduction when you are hit, or you'd get "out" for a few seconds.

[Sarge]

In second grade, my friend got softly punched in the chest. Right when the fist made contact, he farted.

[The Russian]

No, you absorbed it

No, he sucked it in and the bullet disintegrated within him into nothing.

[HellHound]

Once, I was bringing my dad a beer, I tripped, the beer shattered, and beer was all over me, I was laughing like stuff.