Funniest thing that has ever happened to you

[MrBob00]

What is the funniest thing that has EVER happened to you, post the story here.

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Haha! You went to the hospital, that is SOOOO funny!

Seriously though, how is getting stabbed in the back, getting knocked out from the blood loss/pain, and going to the hospital funny?

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[tay104]

I was jerkin' it and the door was shut, then right as I'm about to cum my dad walks in and I'm like "NO DAD NO!!!"  He saw me cum and left without saying a word.  Next day he hands me a new doorknob with a lock and tells me to put it in myself.  He has avoided my room at all costs ever since.

[D3ATH]

I was jerkin' it and the door was shut, then right as I'm about to cum my dad walks in and I'm like "NO DAD NO!!!"  He saw me cum and left without saying a word.  Next day he hands me a new doorknob with a lock and tells me to put it in myself.  He has avoided my room at all costs ever since.

Haha. Sucks to be you. :c

[Big Brother]

It hit you in the face and your fat absorbed it

Reading this

[tay104]

Haha. Sucks to be you. :c

haha not really, i laughed my ass off

[Madmitten]

I was jerkin' it and the door was shut, then right as I'm about to cum my dad walks in and I'm like "NO DAD NO!!!"  He saw me cum and left without saying a word.  Next day he hands me a new doorknob with a lock and tells me to put it in myself.  He has avoided my room at all costs ever since.

I lol'd