Wow.
ʍoʍ.
"Oh, a cookie-jar. That some unresolved childhood thing?"
"No. We never had any cookie jars because we never had any cookies, because our mom never made us any cookies, because she never thought we deserved cookies. So obviously this has nothing to do with my childhood."
"But is says 'MOM' on it."
"No. I've always viewed it was an upside-down 'WOW.'"
Sorry, it just reminded me of that.