Strange beeping and silence.

[Inv3rted]

Tostitos. Aren't they like pizza inside bite size evil things?

Totino's.

[Ad Bot]

[Wynd_Fox]

-snip-

Oh, I love those. I was thinking of these.

[Chrono]

Well I'm back.
With information.

After grabbing some cheap bag of chips (with a not so likable flavor) I inspected the beeping.

Aha, it was the new phone. It read "Low battery"
I knew something was up.
I thought for a moment, and realized...
Wireless phones...
Beeping...
Batteries...

Then it all clued in.

Microsoft steals power wirelessly during conversations through our cordless phones designed to use it's battery to steal power from our house.
It completely explains the 3 second beeps, which in morse code translates to "E. E. E. E. E."
Almost like a handicapped vampire laughing. We all know Microsoft is full of handicapped vampires.

To further test this theory, I have placed the phone on the charger to await any news about world hunger related to Microsoft's actions.

[Big Brother]

Oh no, not our good friend anybody chrono D:

[lol of doom]

use dinner blaster at it

[Muzzles56]

Go check that stuff out
Then stick it in it's USB port, if it has one
If not, back away. You dont want to touch that external hard drive

[Chrono]

Go check that stuff out
Then stick it in it's USB port, if it has one
If not, back away. You dont want to touch that external hard drive

Phones have USB ports and external hard drives?

[Jetlok]

I got sick on those one time.

[Muzzles56]

Phones have USB ports and external hard drives?

I was assuming it was a computer
STICK IT IN THE RECIEVER

[Scarpelt]

STICK IT IN THE RECIEVER

[Block Builder]

Hey Chrono are you dead?

[Inv3rted]

Totino's were my favorite snack until they stopped selling them. ;-;

[A.R.C.]

Totino's were my favorite snack until they stopped selling them. ;-;

fatty

[Regulith]

they stopped selling them

What is this I don't even

[Drak]

It was the aliens.  They were sending out mind control waves from your phone.