Story time!

[Qwa]

I love doing this.

here's how it goes:

1) i will start a story by making a beginning.
2) your job is to make up a funny part to go after, and please add on to others, and now suggestive themes, swearing, etc.

3) have fun!


Once upon a time, a boy was riding on his scooter at night.

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[Zenthrox]

...and then he was promptly run over and he died instantly.

[Qwa]

lol retry (don't end!)



Once upon a time, there was a monster that like to work in his garden

[Shark]

And a flower exploded and ALMOST killed him.

[Nepthan]

He went to the hospital and died there from blood-loss

[Kerog]

Yeah, blatantly ending the story is still funny now a days.

[Qwa]

ok, new one!



once upon a time, there was an immortal boy who liked to gorge on food.

[Zenthrox]

once upon a time, there was an immortal boy who liked to gorge on food.

 

[Qwa]

ok, new one!



once upon a time, there was an immortal boy who liked to gorge on food.

start over. no the ends until i say so.. 

[Zenthrox]

start over. no the ends until i say so.. 

Fine.

once upon a time, there was an immortal boy who liked to gorge on food

who was eternally mocked by his older brother for his massive girth.

[Qwa]

the brother was pummeled by his brother, until running away in his bike shoes.

[Jetlok]

[WhatevaGuy]

This thread made me laugh quite hard.  I love you guys.
Thank you.

[Unwritten Calender]

loving stop.
it's not funny.

[WhatevaGuy]

Alright, guys, let's make an actually good story.

Who wants to start?