My computer is licking crap!

[dawngaward0110]

You Have: Intel(R) Celeron(R) CPU 2.93GHz
You Have: 2.95 GHz
You Have: 512 MB
You Have: Microsoft Windows XP Home Edition (Build Service Pack 32600)
You Have: ATI Radeon Graphics Processor AGP (0x4150)
You Have: 9.0c

I can't run anything! ...any suggestions? :[

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[Valen]

Wrap it in a towel very tightly and pour hot water on it >:C

[Madmitten]

its ducking crap?
in that case
give it a shield

[IsaacKronenFaust]

its ducking crap?
in that case
give it a shield

No, he said his computer is licking crap.

[yoemex]

My graphics card is still Ati Radeon X300 D: I wanted a graphics card for Christmas but changed my mind.

[dawngaward0110]

Wrap it in a towel very tightly and pour hot water on it >:C

Nah, I'd use the water for tea :3

And even Call of Duty 1 is slow on my computer o.O

[Madmitten]

I have a graphics card made specifically for notebooks
i have a processor with 1.8GHZ of speed
446 mb of ram
and 64.mb of vram

yet i can play oblivion O.o

[Atomshock]

511.5 MB
Lol
U store too much boobage on your computer. just like badspot

[dawngaward0110]

511.5 MB
Lol
U store too much boobage on your computer. just like badspot

That's my ram, actully.

[Rughugger]

That's my ram, actully.

Well there's your problem. A lot of games nowadays require around 1-2GB of RAM to even function.

[Moybus]

Well there's your problem. A lot of games nowadays require around 1-2GB of RAM to even function.

The lowest I ever see is 524 MB, and he can't even run that.

[Rughugger]

The lowest I ever see is 524 MB, and he can't even run that.

Well that's the thing. You need more ram than just the game specifies because the computer uses some as well in the background. If he got himself at least a Gig of RAM he would see an improvement in gameplay.

[Righteous One]

That general build is kind of a piece of stuff. It probably uses DDR ram and a currently uncommon socket.

I could only recommend getting a new one. Sorry!

[Snaffle J. Bean]

Holy stuff, that's the same computer my mother had built in 2002, only the processor on yours is a little better.

[MtnDew]

Get a new one.