Skype- without the talking

[Mateo]

This... This is the production of me and my friend when we use skype for typing to each other rather than talking. Ordinarily, our discussions create chaos that would anger or instill fear into those listening, but typing creates some sort of harmony, where we both feed off of each others stupidity, escalating into an infinite loop of lunacy and ignorance, until finally the talking ends without warning, and an awkward moment ensues.

These conversations are generally saved for those worthy, however we have made a joint decision that this one in particular shall be shared with you. YOU have been deemed worthy.

Also, keep in mind... This topic is srz forgetin' bznz. No humor will be tolerated.

ALSO, PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO MAKE THIS DOCUMENT SYMMETRICAL. WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE THIS MAY CAUSE.

[7:00:52 PM] GoldenJack: Alliance
[7:00:57 PM] GoldenJack: those jokes made perfect sense (Referring to Lucky Star)
[7:00:59 PM] GoldenJack: no johns.
[7:01:11 PM] Matt: what
[7:01:18 PM] GoldenJack: Episode 1
[7:01:23 PM] GoldenJack: those jokes made perfect sense
[7:01:26 PM] GoldenJack: no johns
[7:01:30 PM] Matt: k
[7:01:48 PM] GoldenJack: Lulz... people are such ass-forgets with their "real life"
[7:01:54 PM] GoldenJack: Everything you experience is real
[7:02:13 PM] Matt: I understood them. But some people say "I don't like the first episode because they were just talking about food bawawaw"
[7:03:13 PM] GoldenJack: those people are also assforgets
[7:03:20 PM] GoldenJack: and you're an assforget for assuming me to be an assforget
[7:03:22 PM] GoldenJack: ...assforget
[7:03:35 PM] Matt: stop being a miteb
[7:03:46 PM] GoldenJack: no...
[7:03:47 PM] GoldenJack: you
[7:04:00 PM] GoldenJack: also, you should seriously try the Do Not Disturb status :P
[7:04:07 PM] Matt: wat
[7:04:08 PM] GoldenJack: Ninjas can't catch you when you're Do Not Disturb
[7:04:12 PM] GoldenJack: OR CALL YOU FOR THAT MATTER ^O^
[7:04:18 PM] GoldenJack: OR COMMUNICATE WITH YOU AT ALL
[7:04:20 PM] GoldenJack: LOLOL
[7:04:22 PM] Matt: NINJAS CANT CATCH YOU WHEN YOU ALPHA PHAILMAN.
[7:04:29 PM] GoldenJack: FLAMES LOL
[7:04:46 PM] Matt: i saved it to my computer as "box. on fire."
[7:04:53 PM] Matt: loel loel loel.
[7:04:55 PM] GoldenJack: I'll make one which is all
[7:05:02 PM] Matt: badass
[7:05:03 PM] Matt: and stuff
[7:05:08 PM] Matt: with 5 o clock shadow
[7:05:10 PM] GoldenJack: "Ninjas can't catch you when you *show alpha phailman* ...what the stuff is this?"
[7:05:13 PM] Matt: to show off its manliness
[7:05:16 PM] Matt: oh
[7:05:20 PM] Matt: you meant ninja poster
[7:05:36 PM] GoldenJack: Captain Falcon 5 o clock shadow
[7:05:36 PM] Matt: NINJAS CANT CATCH YOU WHEN YOU WHAT THE stuff IS THIS
[7:06:04 PM] Matt: NINJAS CANT CATCH YOU WHEN YOU DO IT LIVE *bill oreily*
[7:06:15 PM] GoldenJack: forget IT I GOT THE REFERENCE
[7:06:24 PM] Matt: forget IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE
[7:06:24 PM] GoldenJack: assforget
[7:06:35 PM] GoldenJack: ^O^
[7:06:43 PM] Matt: strangely I prefer being called assforget to being called buttforget.
[7:06:50 PM] GoldenJack: of course
[7:06:51 PM] Matt: mixing a not swear word with a swear word is loving stupid
[7:06:53 PM] GoldenJack: buttforget is loving stupid
[7:06:59 PM] GoldenJack: only assforgets say buttforget
[7:07:00 PM] Matt: HIVE MIND.
[7:07:19 PM] GoldenJack: ARE YOU THE KRUSTY KRAB?
[7:07:19 PM] Matt: so why aren't we talking?
[7:07:23 PM] Matt: NO THIS IS PATRICK
[7:07:26 PM] GoldenJack: lol iunno
[7:07:29 PM] Matt: *click*
[7:07:30 PM] GoldenJack: watching Lucky Star
[7:07:40 PM] Matt: Im "studying spanish"
[7:07:41 PM] GoldenJack: LOL I'M IN DON'T DISTURB MODE ^O^
[7:08:02 PM] Matt: and by "studying spanish" I mean Im typing to you, listening to music and searching forums all while having a spanish worksheet in my lap
[7:08:11 PM] Matt: =I
[7:08:23 PM] GoldenJack: Exactly <3
[7:08:36 PM] Matt: what rhymes with pizza
[7:09:05 PM] GoldenJack: treaso-
[7:09:09 PM] GoldenJack: *is stabbed*
[7:09:26 PM] Matt: THIS IS TREACHERY
[7:09:30 PM] Matt: ANARCHY
[7:09:32 PM] Matt: BLASPHEMY
[7:09:40 PM] GoldenJack: THIS IS MADNESS
[7:09:41 PM] Matt: STUPIDITY
[7:09:47 PM] Matt: GRANDENY
[7:09:56 PM] Matt: ANOTHERWORDTHATENDSINYY
[7:09:59 PM] GoldenJack: THIS IS GANON F-TILT!!!!
[7:10:18 PM] Matt: LOL FIST OF INJUSTICE
[7:10:26 PM] GoldenJack: LOL FISTING
[7:10:30 PM] Matt: WYMINZ LOVE THE GANNON
[7:10:45 PM] GoldenJack: OLOLOL;!11ELEVEN!1
[7:10:46 PM] Matt: HE PUNCHES THEIR SORROWS AWAY AND climaxS THEM ON THE DOOM CRUISE EXPRESS
[7:11:05 PM] Matt: OOPS I MEANT ONTO*
[7:11:08 PM] Matt: GODloving DAMNIT
[7:11:18 PM] GoldenJack: it can't be undone.
[7:11:22 PM] GoldenJack: NO REVERSE TIME FOR YOU
[7:11:23 PM] Matt: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
[7:11:24 PM] Matt: DOOD
[7:11:26 PM] Matt: WHAT
[7:11:27 PM] GoldenJack: le fu
[7:11:28 PM] Matt: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
[7:11:32 PM] Matt: I SAW THAT NOT CAPS LOCK
[7:11:33 PM] Matt: YOU
[7:11:36 PM] Matt: YOU ARE RUINING IT
[7:11:40 PM] GoldenJack: HOHOOOO YOU
[7:11:40 PM] Matt: WE ARE CRUISE CONTROLLING
[7:11:45 PM] Matt: GOD
[7:11:49 PM] Matt: loving NOOBCAK
[7:11:50 PM] GoldenJack: ,3
[7:11:57 PM] Matt: THAT WASNT CAPITALIZED EITHER
[7:12:02 PM] Matt: CAPITALIZE THAT #!!
[7:12:03 PM] GoldenJack: CRUISE CONTROL WITH SHIIFT KEY?
[7:12:09 PM] GoldenJack: <#
[7:12:12 PM] GoldenJack: I <# YOU!
[7:12:13 PM] Matt: GOOD
[7:12:19 PM] Matt: LOLOLOLO
[7:12:33 PM] Matt: YOU SAID <# I GET IT
[7:12:38 PM] Matt: DUDE.
[7:12:40 PM] GoldenJack: HAHA.
[7:12:41 PM] Matt: WHAT IF
[7:12:44 PM] Matt: ONE DAY
[7:12:49 PM] Matt: YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY WOULDNT WORK
[7:12:58 PM] GoldenJack: SHIFT
[7:13:04 PM] Matt: HOW WOULD YOU CRUISE WITH CONTROL?! YOU COULD ONLY DO IT MANUALY! THATS NO GOOD!!!
[7:13:05 PM] GoldenJack: TAPE
[7:13:14 PM] Matt: MANUALLY IS USELLLEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[7:13:17 PM] Matt: FUUUUUCK
[7:13:19 PM] Matt: NOOOOOO
[7:13:23 PM] GoldenJack: DO IT LIVE
[7:13:24 PM] Matt: ! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME
[7:13:32 PM] Matt: D:!!!!!!!!!!!
[7:13:39 PM] Matt: DOOD.
[7:13:43 PM] Matt: DOOD>*
[7:13:47 PM] Matt: THIS CONVERSATION
[7:13:48 PM] GoldenJack: DOOD>* DAMNIT>
[7:13:51 PM] Matt: IS LOEL>
[7:13:59 PM] GoldenJack: YOUR FACE
[7:14:08 PM] Matt: WHAT ABOUT MY FACE
[7:14:14 PM] Matt: IS IT ON UPSIDE DOWN?
[7:14:19 PM] GoldenJack: NO
[7:14:20 PM] Matt: OH WAIT NVM IM JUST UGLY
[7:14:21 PM] GoldenJack: BUT IT SHOULD BE
[7:14:37 PM] Matt: BAWA
[7:14:41 PM] Matt: DOOD
[7:14:49 PM] Matt: MONAIY PLIS?!
[7:14:51 PM] Matt: BR
[7:14:58 PM] Matt: AHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEH
[7:14:58 PM] GoldenJack: BR
[7:14:58 PM] GoldenJack: BR
[7:14:59 PM] GoldenJack: BR
[7:15:02 PM] Matt: BR
[7:15:04 PM] Matt: BR
[7:15:08 PM] Matt: BUFF PLIS?!
[7:15:10 PM] GoldenJack: *THREE MONTHS LATER THE SERVER HAD TO SHUT DOWN*
[7:15:15 PM] Matt: :D
[7:15:18 PM] Matt: NO
[7:15:19 PM] GoldenJack: LOL BUFF PLIS
[7:15:19 PM] Matt: forget
[7:15:21 PM] Matt: FACE BROKE
[7:15:26 PM] Matt: AHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEEHEU H
[7:15:29 PM] Matt: AHEUEHEUHEEUH!!!!!1
[7:15:33 PM] Matt: !*
[7:15:46 PM] GoldenJack: HAHAHAHA!!ONE
[7:15:55 PM] Matt: LOL
[7:16:00 PM] Matt: BECAUSE ONE=!
[7:16:04 PM] Matt: ONE+!*
[7:16:07 PM] Matt: forget
[7:16:09 PM] Matt: STUPID TYPOS
[7:16:10 PM] GoldenJack: EXACTLY
[7:16:11 PM] Matt: stuff
[7:16:14 PM] Matt: DOOD
[7:16:23 PM] Matt: IM GONNA COPYPASTA THIS TO NOTEPAD AND PUT IT IN FOLDER
[7:16:35 PM] GoldenJack: AND TREASURE IT FOREVER>?
[7:16:47 PM] Matt: YES BECAUSE WE NEED MORE LOLZ IN THE FUTURE
[7:16:58 PM] GoldenJack: <#
[7:17:02 PM] Matt: the future is a bleak existence filled with death and sadness... ;_;
[7:17:11 PM] Matt: BUT NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR A LACK OF CRUISE CONTROL
[7:17:19 PM] Matt: THAT IS THE FUTURE> NOW IS THE NOW.
[7:17:20 PM] Matt: >
[7:17:43 PM] Matt: K COPYPASTA TIME>

And then life was good.

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[FlyGuy45]

tl;dr

[Mateo]

tl;dr

A TL;DR WOULD NOT CAPTURE IT IN ALL OF IT'S GLORY.

but because you asked so nicely.

tl;dr: my friend and I said some stuff and then I posted it.

[PandaBL]

lol @ "loving stupid"

[Syntho]

You obviously cannot handle the awesome power that skype contains. Please leave it.

[nas]

I'm sure its funny if i was involved in the conversation.

[FrAgGEr]

nobody cares about your stupid conversations with friends

and trying to explain them is even worse

[Mateo]

[9:33:48 PM] GoldenJack: ew cigarettes are flaming
[9:33:53 PM] GoldenJack: tell them they're fake and gay lolol ^o6

[Syntho]

Your friend is soooooo cool! Tell HIM to forget off.

[Drak]

You're just mad because you're fake and gay.

[Syntho]

O U

[RedSaturn]

lol @ "loving stupid"

[Bisjac]

Someone explain to me how skype works. I got the version for my droid.

Like is it free calls?

[Jaxx]

Uses the Internet to make free calls, yes.
Cha-ching.

[Syntho]

Skype is basically a phone on your computer. The only bad part is you can only call Skype contacts for free. Regular phone numbers cost money. Bisjac add me at "Squidget14" and I'll help you out a little more.