What are your phobias?

[A.R.C.]

D'awww, that is just adorable. Look, it's even got a little smiley face beneath the mandibles!

Now imagine it was the size of a bear and had a taste for human flesh.

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Now imagine it was the size of a bear and had a taste for human flesh.

Awesome.
...wait, only the size of a bear?
I figured the size of a whale would be better.

[A.R.C.]

Awesome.
...wait, only the size of a bear?
I figured the size of a whale would be better.

But then there's no "hiding and then turn around to look behind you OH forget IT'S THERE ADASFSAF MY HEAD" moment.

[Qwepir]

I would seduce it and then bring it back to my house. Then I woul kill tingalz and a cow and show it how much better cow tastes than people. After eating such a large meal, the caterpillar will then enter metamorphasis, and when it comes out, myself and it shall rule the world as father and son.

[theunknown56]

Goatses

HAHA LOL'd. Mine is arachnophobia

[Tingalz]

bitch i cant die

[Kyzor]

bitch i cant die

*hits Tingalz with banhammer* forget, he's right. ._.

[Squideey]

The fear of microscopic objects both being in my general vicinity and being able to see them. Microscopes are impossible when mixed with Squideey.

I got scared of a goddamn onion when I was in fourth grade because of this. :c

[Kyzor]

*throws onion at Squideey*

[Syntho]

I do not like bugs, or idiots.

[dkamm65]

Snakes are the bane of my existence.

[Racer]

Autonomatonophobia
You look at that and tell me its not scary

[yoemex]

So there's no phobia of being in the middle of the ocean and i might have a phobia of doll's a bit D:

[Tom Gunn]

I'm claustrophobic, i have a fear of being caught is a small pipe with water coming towards me.

[Qwepir]

Autonomatonophobia
You look at that and tell me its not scary

It's not scary like "AAHH IT'S GONNA KILL ME" scary, but scary like, why is that man wearing makeup?