Author Topic: My dad is getting his appendix removed  (Read 1803 times)

Tom

My dad removes peoples gallbladders and stuff.


I got appendicitis around september last year. I missed 5 weeks which forgeted me over and I got bad grades.

Err okay, that's great man.

You pussies. I had my appendix removed and i could RUN AROUND THE SALOON IN 3 DAYS.

You pussies. I had my appendix removed and i could RUN AROUND THE SALOON IN 3 DAYS.
Suuure

Damnit, i got my digital camera 3 months after i got out of hospital. Anyway, you are acting just like a snotty, , typical , Romanian kid, just like over here.D:

Take the appendix home and then EAT IT. Consider this your rite of passage.

After 2 years spent in a alchohol-filles jar? Nothanks, i'd get drunk just from a 2-inch piece of it anyway.

All the more reason to chow down.

sure everyone thinks you don't need one.

but someday science will be able to bring people back to life. and when they dig you up they will go "hmm, the necessary organ for re-lifing is gone. well stuff on that guy then" then flop back in the hole in the ground you go.

So is this like those jackasses at my old school that would rip out the pages in the back of the book with the definitions?

So is this like those jackasses at my old school that would rip out the pages in the back of the book with the definitions?
Wonderful image is now floating in my head thanks.