I got a lot of problems, and girl happens to be one

[Kevdude]

So I've become good friends with this girl over the summer. She made it very obvious she like so we hung in school and all. The she apparently got a boy friend is a complete douche bag (He's also younger then me LOL). Somehow while we talking about DMS (inorite) I got her to admit that she likes me. I'm not really all that into her but what should I do?

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[dkamm65]

Penetrate.

[Kevdude]

Penetrate.

-_-

[A.R.C.]

forget her while her boyfriend watches

[OneWithFire]

IM reverting to the classic...

Stick it in her pooper.

Never ask BL forums for personal help.

[comr4de]

If she has a boyfriend, you're screwed.

If he IS a douchebag, he's probably cheating. Look for dirt on him, use it.


Also for a date take her to dinner and a movie. A romantic one, you'll hate it but she'll love it and that's what matters.

[General Nick]

If the douchebag boyfriend is weaker than you, beat him up.
Makes you look bad, nevermind.

Just take her on a nice date. Show her how a real gentlemen should treat her.

[Otis Da HousKat]

IM reverting to the classic...

Stick it in her pooper.

Never ask BL forums for personal help.

If she has a boyfriend, you're screwed.

If he IS a douchebag, he's probably cheating. Look for dirt on him, use it.


Also for a date take her to dinner and a movie. A romantic one, you'll hate it but she'll love it and that's what matters.

If the douchebag boyfriend is weaker than you, beat him up.
Makes you look bad, nevermind.

Just take her on a nice date. Show her how a real gentlemen should treat her.

I'm not really all that into her but what should I do?

Did anyone bother reading this?

[OneWithFire]

Did anyone bother reading this?

Never ask BL forums for personal help

[Antallion]

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

[Makingblah]

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

The Bitch, THE!

[Antallion]

The Bitch, THE!

whatever

[zz_tophat]

So I've become good friends with this girl over the summer. She made it very obvious she like so we hung in school and all. The she apparently got a boy friend is a complete douche bag. Somehow while we talking about DMS (inorite) I got her to admit that she likes me. I'm not really all that into her but what should I do?

Are you asking how to broom her? Tell her she smells, girls hate that and she won't like you anymore (Seriously there is nothing more mortifying than implying a female has body odor), problem solved.

Or tell her she smells nice, It's super creepy, she won't like you anymore, problem solved.



If you want to get with her, tell her to ditch the dude so you can go play hide the pickle. If she won't ditch the dude and still wants to be with you...
RUN MOTHERforgetER RUN! BITCH BE CRAZY!
...well maybe not but any girl that wants a relationship with two guys is not worth your time, and is most likely carrying some excess emotional baggage.


EDIT: Oh right, third contingency "If you want to be her friend but you are not seeking a romantic relationship". This one is really hard and complex so try to follow these steps exactly.

Step one: be friends.

Step two: don't get romantically involved.

Step there: don't tell her she smells.

I hope you can manage that.

[Madmitten]

There was this one girl at my school who ate my food
even when she had her own.

And in the same class was another girl who told the teacher EVERYTHING I did. They annoy me

But in 1st grade there was a girl who liked me but also liked another kid who was a troublemaker and a teachers pet at the same time.

PROBLEMS

[Tom Gunn]

Stay away for her and don't talk to her for a while.

Then play hard to get if she comes crawling to you.