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Well, I just got back from her house, God that was the weirdest Night ever.
we lay down, go to sleep at about 12:00
about 3:00AM, her dad slams the door open and says, get up RIGHT NOW!
We hop up, he said "How did you go from naked to pajamas so fast?"
Her: Oh My God Daddy, your such a richardhead, We were NOT having love
Me: (mumbles) I wish.
Her dad: Okay, Shanny! Chill, I was worried!!!
Her: Oh, So you Don't trust him? You need to leave him the forget alone, we have been together for 3 years and he has never once mentioned love!
Me: (mumbles) As far as you know...
Her Dad: Well All the boys his age in my day only wanted love.
Her: HE ISN'T LIKE MOST GUYS DADDY, GOD DAMMIT, YOUR SO DAMN STUPID (She slams door in his face and we lay back down)
7:00AM this morning: He sneaks in, wakes me up while she is still asleep
Her Dad: Hey, I need to talk to you
Me: okay
Her dad: Sorry about what I said last night, I over reacted, you guys can date, i just need to back off of her A little.
Me: Thank you
Her Dad: Alright, go in back to bed with her.
me: Okay.
HELL YES! I WON!
I guess Rughugger was right...
Edit: No, its her facebook picture, she doesn't have many pics of herself, she isn't photo-genic :C
Elaborate "Picture" -.-


 I had a sleepover like this. They came over to my house, and the two sisters had to sleep on my bed while I slept on the floor with my cat. Since they were my friends we watched a movie and went to sleep.
 I try to differ from animals and their behavior, I hate the idea of wondering around having love with everyone you see.

I had a sleepover like this. They came over to my house, and the two sisters had to sleep on my bed while I slept on the floor with my cat. Since they were my friends we watched a movie and went to sleep.
 I try to differ from animals and their behavior, I hate the idea of wondering around having love with everyone you see.
Finally, A guy not obsessed with love.

Wow... But seriously, what happened when you woke up with your morning wood? :cookieMonster:

Wow... But seriously, what happened when you woke up with your morning wood? :cookieMonster:
Stuffed it in the elastic in meh boxers It felt so good man.  :cookieMonster:
:superbadrefrence:

Well, I just got back from her house, God that was the weirdest Night ever.
we lay down, go to sleep at about 12:00
about 3:00AM, her dad slams the door open and says, get up RIGHT NOW!
We hop up, he said "How did you go from naked to pajamas so fast?"
Her: Oh My God Daddy, your such a richardhead, We were NOT having love
Me: (mumbles) I wish.
Her dad: Okay, Shanny! Chill, I was worried!!!
Her: Oh, So you Don't trust him? You need to leave him the forget alone, we have been together for 3 years and he has never once mentioned love!
Me: (mumbles) As far as you know...
Her Dad: Well All the boys his age in my day only wanted love.
Her: HE ISN'T LIKE MOST GUYS DADDY, GOD DAMMIT, YOUR SO DAMN STUPID (She slams door in his face and we lay back down)
7:00AM this morning: He sneaks in, wakes me up while she is still asleep
Her Dad: Hey, I need to talk to you
Me: okay
Her dad: Sorry about what I said last night, I over reacted, you guys can date, i just need to back off of her A little.
Me: Thank you
Her Dad: Alright, go in back to bed with her.
me: Okay.
HELL YES! I WON!
I guess Rughugger was right...
Edit: No, its her facebook picture, she doesn't have many pics of herself, she isn't photo-genic :C
He's trying to get you to drop your guard.

Whatever you do, don't.


Well, I just got back from her house, God that was the weirdest Night ever.
we lay down, go to sleep at about 12:00
about 3:00AM, her dad slams the door open and says, get up RIGHT NOW!
We hop up, he said "How did you go from naked to pajamas so fast?"
Her: Oh My God Daddy, your such a richardhead, We were NOT having love
Me: (mumbles) I wish.
Her dad: Okay, Shanny! Chill, I was worried!!!
Her: Oh, So you Don't trust him? You need to leave him the forget alone, we have been together for 3 years and he has never once mentioned love!
Me: (mumbles) As far as you know...
Her Dad: Well All the boys his age in my day only wanted love.
Her: HE ISN'T LIKE MOST GUYS DADDY, GOD DAMMIT, YOUR SO DAMN STUPID (She slams door in his face and we lay back down)
7:00AM this morning: He sneaks in, wakes me up while she is still asleep
Her Dad: Hey, I need to talk to you
Me: okay
Her dad: Sorry about what I said last night, I over reacted, you guys can date, i just need to back off of her A little.
Me: Thank you
Her Dad: Alright, go in back to bed with her.
me: Okay.
HELL YES! I WON!
I guess Rughugger was right...
Edit: No, its her facebook picture, she doesn't have many pics of herself, she isn't photo-genic :C

It's such an odd coincidence that this reads like a stereotypical teenage american sitcom!

I guess Rughugger was right...
I'm too tempted to use this...Sorry guys, I have to...lol

Joking aside, I'd know how a father thinks. All guys get to that phase one day or another. But yeah, the whole scenario sounded like a setup to me so that's why I had to warn ya.

What kind of a father would try to setup a situation whereby he can catch his teenage daughter getting forgeted by some kid?

What kind of a father would try to setup a situation whereby he can catch his teenage daughter getting forgeted by some kid?
Hill billy.

I knew I wasn't the only one that knew this was fake. Plus why would his father let them go to bed at 10 and and jump in the room at 3, does he really expect some virgin kid to be loving for 5 hours straight? He would have to check every 40 seconds if he wants to catch him in the act.