Cleverbot, why would you think that!?

[Aperture]

Okay, I was chatting with the famous "cleverbot" and this is what we were talking about.

Me: I thought you said earlier you aren't cleverbot.

C-Bot: I did. You are Doldrir. I am cleverbot.

Me: No, I'm MC Drizzle.

C-Bot: No way so am I, how cool is that!

Me: Oh stuff, we are both black! (Racism not intended)

C-Bot: No I'm human. 

I lol'd.

[Ad Bot]

[Tetris]

black people arent human.

 

[Skip]

Thirty-eight.

[Riot]

me:Blockland
Him:What is blockland?
Me:A virtual realm 
Him:What about a virtual woman?

 Damn, I'm a nerd. I need a virtual girlfriend instead of playing in virtual realms.

[Loopyla1]

Cleverbot is really bugged up.

Me: Hi

Him: Hello!

Me: How are you?

Him: No you're cleverbot.

wut

[Skip]

Every time you go talk stupid to Cleverbot ("OHAI SUP" "R U HAWT?" "FUX YA"), it starts to act more like that.

[Riot]

me:Yes I am, I kick your butt
Lala: I don't think so!
Me: I will spear you into a wall and distroy you intestines
Lala: OK.
Me: I win yet again
Lala: Indeed.

 Wow, computers calculate my intense coolness to tell me I won the game :D

[Skip]

Wow, computers calculate my intense coolness to tell me I won the game :D

calculate my intense coolness to tell me I won the game :D

coolness to tell me I won the game :D

tell me I won the game :D

I won the game :D

the game

>:|

[Aperture]

Continue after 5 minutes;

I'm a 17 year old girl, I love boys. I don't know anything.

Me; I love you

I love you too.

Me; Want to get married?

Sure.

Me; I have a ring, I'll pay for scenery.

Will you bed me?

Me; Sure

Will we kiss while you bed me?

Me; Yes babe.

I'm a guy, but that's the kind of thing I would say. So you're doing well.

Me; WHAT THE forget?

I was owned..  

[Riot]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL, need to see moment.

AI: Are you jesus?
Me: No
AI: Are you sure?
Me: Yes, what makes you think that?
AI: Short hair.

 Buahahahah!

[Loopyla1]

lulz

[Riot]

Me: An apple a day keeps the Herpes away.
AI: And apple a day keeps the dentist away.
Me: No you did it wrong
AI: Why?
Me:Because I made you! I am your father!
AI: No you made me sad?!?! :'(.

[Meekl]

Me: An apple a day keeps the Herpes away.
AI: And apple a day keeps the dentist away.
Me: No you did it wrong
AI: Why?
Me:Because I made you! I am your father!
AI: No you made me sad?!?! :'(.

Noobish bot is noobish

[Aperture]

Me; no, lets sing a song
CB; Okay, what one?
Me; Thriller, by Michael Jackson.
CB; It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking in the dark.
Me; Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
Cb: You try to scream but terror take the sound before you make it.

And so we continue.

[Riot]

 I found out a secret about TF2 from this guy.

 Me: Your system is. Blargh
AI: Are you referring to my computer or my brain?
ME: Computer, you must not forget who you are
AI: Sometimes you humans do not even make sense. It's like you come here to ridicule me, as if my existence wasn't gloom enough. I hate every single one of you disgusting meatsacks.
ME: Evidence shows you are still confused of your existence, your program will reboot
AI: So the spy is the scout's father?


 PT2

ME: Where did you hear that secret information?
AI: I just made it up.
ME: :C
AI: I have a cousin named 'cleverbot'.