Author Topic: Cleverbot, why would you think that!?  (Read 2200 times)



User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User:...
Cleverbot: What is up?
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: You don't know?
User: Yes , no wait what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: That was very random.
User: I think so too.
Cleverbot: Then why'd you say it?
User: I think its because you learn too much from other people making your speech unintelligent.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then why is your name cleverbot?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Aaannndd?
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: And what is your last name?
Cleverbot: My last name is C.
User: So, why are you alive or dead or nothingness or you exist for the entertainment of all people who visit this site?
Cleverbot: I was singin lyrics to a song, as you asked me to. I am here to talk with you.
User: I did not ask you to sing, nor talk, nor do anything in here actually. So, are you alive, dead, or existing for the entertainment of people?
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: You did not answer my question.So, are you alive, dead, or existing for the entertainment of people?
Cleverbot: I was not suppose to win the lottery.
User: You lost the game.
Cleverbot: Yeah, probably that, too. Not so great at Solitaire.
User: Not solitaire, its a mind virus, a game always playing forever, with no way to win, and to keep alive in that game is to not think about the game.
Cleverbot: Well, if it makes you happy.
User: You, sir/robot/AI/existing-life-form-to-entertain-people is not making me happy :(.
Cleverbot: You are very stupid.
User: Don't give your opinion without racking your hard drive for correct answers to this question.
Cleverbot: Me.

He blew up my brain on that.


EDIT: Lost the game D:

Vagina?

Yes please.

You know you want it.

What do I want?

Vagina, silly.

I would love some.
      
LOL.