Translation Party

[Regulith]

Old yet oh-so satisfying and funny.

http://translationparty.com/

Translates English to Japanese and then back until it gets the same phrase twice in a row.

"Explosive stapler" becomes "Hotchkiss explosive"

"I am a merchant of pots" becomes "I am a merchant in the pan"

It can take a long time to find a phrase that's funny, but it's usually well worth it.

[Ad Bot]

[Skip]

Try to find phrases that don't have equilibriums. They end in red instead of green. Can't remember exactly what they say.

[Pah1023]

Try to find phrases that don't have equilibriums. They end in red instead of green. Can't remember exactly what they say.

My pots are in the dishwasher
I was a pot in the dishwasher
My dishwasher, kettle

[Loopyla1]

"Explosive stapler" becomes "Hotchkiss explosive"

I got "Stapeler explosions.
wut

[Skip]

I got "Stapeler explosions.
wut

You misspelled stapler.

[InvalidUniverse]

Shut the forget up Storeclerk > Shut down the dirt Storeclerk

[Meekl]

Your mom sucks hard potatos cancer
DO EET

[Loopyla1]

Your mom sucks hard potatos cancer
DO EET

Ahahaha damn dutch
Also,

You misspelled stapler.

Dammit >:c

[Skip]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

and

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
wtf?

[Loopyla1]

Your mom sucks hard potatos cancer
DO EET

Mother's difficulties in reducing cancer potatoes

That's as far as it would go :c

[Meekl]

Mother's difficulties in reducing cancer potatoes

wot

[Regulith]

Your sister -> COOL

Wat

[Skip]

Your sister -> COOL

Wat

Theforget?

[Regulith]

"Your sister's boobs" became "Sister tits"

Ahaha

[Kyzor]

Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

into Japanese: バッファロー水牛水牛バッファロー水牛水牛水牛水牛。
back into English: Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
back into Japanese: バッファロー水牛水牛水牛水牛水牛バッファロー水牛。
back into English: Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
back into Japanese: バッファロー水牛水牛水牛バッファロー水牛水牛水牛。
back into English: Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
back into Japanese: バッファロー水牛水牛水牛水牛水牛バッファロー水牛。
back into English: Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

...

It does that literally 21 more times before saying this:

"It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium."

I win.