Translation Party

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"Your sister's boobs" became "Sister tits"

Ahaha

They're twins.

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[Randomguy]

I was looking for this, but had forgotten the URL.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. -> The lazy dog jumps to a simple brown fox.

[Regulith]

Pants off dance off -> Turn off his pants Dansuofu

[General Nick]

Sister Tits, how does one become closer to Jesus?

[Deriboy]

Origin: Monkeys and vacuum cleaners bond atomically when exposed to the catalyst "shaving cream".

Result: Atom-catalyzed coupling vacuum or a monkey "shaving cream" was published in the clean.

WTF?

[Ladios]

I attempted to go to the pizzaria but failed after my car exploded
to
Then, my car, pizzaria trying to develop nuclear


Also:
That movie was not fun and the popcorn there tasted like sweaty gym socks.
to
Case, all the magazines, Suettosokkusujimu movie, please enjoy the taste of popcorn.

[Regulith]

omglol

Squawk like an imbecile and stuff on your desk -> Complaints about garbage, thanks to the table

[Loopyla1]

I love this website now.

EDIT: stick it in her pooper -> stick her in a wet towel

wut

[Skip]

Squawk like an imbecile and stuff on your desk -> Complaints about garbage, thanks to the table

Shame on you, by the way.

[Ladios]

That Heavy is a spy!
became
Mole!


I like to play interactive electronic games and drink carbonated beverages in my spare time.
became
Soda to play, free time drinking as interactive electronic games.
which became
Soda, drinks, electronic games, interactive games free time.

[Regulith]

Touch that apple like a lady -> Women, feel like an apple

[Loopyla1]

I like big butts and cannot lie
I like big butts and lie

wut

[Regulith]

Cut the crap you melodramatic pig sniffer

Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me? -> Are you happy to see me as a banana in your pants?

[Ladios]

I saw that hamster dance website a couple years ago and I still now have the song become stuck in my head at the most random times.
I broke it! :D

[Pah1023]

"For scores seven years from now our four farthers found this nation"
Do et nao