My back hurts :(

[Madmitten]

I've never so much as sprained an ankle, and to think all the times I've fallen off roofs or slammed into walls and such, I think I am indestructible.

Sounds like you guys had a fun night.

I once tried a stunt
I threw a giant bouncy ball at a wall and tried to tackle it(i was 4 and bored)
on the 4th try. I knocked the wind out of myself
i was like:
AHHHH WTF I CANT BREATHE HELP HELP
(but i couldn't breathe so i didnt really say that.


Another time, My dad had set up a kitchen set for my mom, the box was held together with staples, the box was open on the floor and dad flattened it.
I was ate a crapload of gum and was running back and forth, stepping on those staples, BAREFOOT.
I ran and ran and i didnt feel a thing.
Then i was thirsty so i went into the kitchen and i left bloody footprints, and my mom rushed me upstairs and put huge bandages on my feet

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[Tom Gunn]

I once tried a stunt
I threw a giant bouncy ball at a wall and tried to tackle it(i was 4 and bored)
on the 4th try. I knocked the wind out of myself
i was like:
AHHHH WTF I CANT BREATHE HELP HELP
(but i couldn't breathe so i didnt really say that.


Another time, My dad had set up a kitchen set for my mom, the box was held together with staples, the box was open on the floor and dad flattened it.
I was ate a crapload of gum and was running back and forth, stepping on those staples, BAREFOOT.
I ran and ran and i didnt feel a thing.
Then i was thirsty so i went into the kitchen and i left bloody footprints, and my mom rushed me upstairs and put huge bandages on my feet

Thats because your hardcore.

[Visage]

I had a similar thing when I was only in 1st grade I got the wind knocked out of me by a tetherball and couldn't breathe for over a minute so I went to a proctor and said "I can't breathe" and she just said "Well breathe then" and walked away. I hope she was sodomized to death with power drills.

[Zenthrox]

I cut my leg on a motorboat propeller once. The water was cold, though, so i barely felt it. I even ended up water skiing an hour or so afterward.

[Jellypuddle]

You see sir here's the thing, observe exhibit A for a moment.

Figure A


As you can see, this is a human spine. The problem with your back is that your lower vertabral tissues are being pulled by a big magic hand, this hand appears to stop you having fun, it apears in the abdomenal column (see Exhibit B) it brushes up to your vertebral disc and organ area, then it pulls really hard and nearly cracks your spine! Oh no!

Figure B


This is normally the result of too much dancing and may need immediate attention, seek help from a local doctor.

Figure C


If unable too see a doctor currently, you may want to try some spinal relaxation courses (See Figure D) This involves injecting your some sperm into your spine, to get sperm, masturbate or buy it off of ebay.

Figure D


Finally, if this did not help, try using these:

Figure E


It is best to take about one every 8 minutes, or if in Extreme pain and agony, gulp it all down in one.

Thank you for your.. convienience

Dr. J.Puddle



Sorry, I didn't want that post to go to waste.

[Muzzles56]

Not that post again

[snot2]

fig C is still funny D:

[Rughugger]

I thought it was a play on the humerus.

Surprisingly, a lot of people think it's an actual bone. I used to think so as well until I had a biology class and found out it was a large cluster of nerves immediately above the elbow. Same principal of when the doc hits your knee with that tiny rubber mallet and it twitches.