Anti-Citizen 49 - A Half-Life Adventure

[Niblic]

Shoot combines in the heart with nippels.

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[NickTheSushi]

]RAPE BREENCAST SCREEN

Oh that'd be a silly idea, you could never have loveual intercourse with an interstellar electronic item. But that PIGEON sitting on top of it is looking very nice right now.

]Ask METRO COP about sleeping locations.

Oh but you already know where your staying. You were given a piece of paper that had your address on it, so no need to ask about that. But, while in the spirit of happiness, you decide to share some of your newfound joy of this town with the METRO COP.

CONVERSATION ENGAGED

What do you decide to say or ask him about?

[Tingalz]

Hello officer do you like potatose.

[lordician]

Nice stunstick.
Can i try it out?

[zackin5]

Tell him a joke.

[-Jetz-]

> "How is working for civil protection?"

[comr4de]

Hello officer do you like potatose.

[DaSord213]

Hello

stunstick.

is civil protection

a joke.

Put it together, :D

[Dante77]

Hi.

[ricoow]

Hi officer, i just found this wep, is it yours?

Officer: Yes it is!

He: Here you have it back! JUST THE BULLETS!! *Shoots him down!*

[NickTheSushi]

]"HOW IS WORKING FOR CIVIL PROTECTION?"

The METRO COP hands you an APPLICATION to sign up as a METRO COP.

Quite the brow raiser, you never thought about getting into the line of work as soon as you got to City 17. The Combine have some pretty sweet benefits for being a METRO COP. Expensive health insurance, sweet dental job at Breen's Teeth, working four days a week, sounds pretty cool. You add the application paper to your BOARD OF CLIPPED PAPERS for later.

]TELL HIM A JOKE

You decided to tell the METRO COP a 'Yo mama' joke. Probably not the best idea because it seems he doesn't have your sense of humor. The METRO COP gives chase!

[chaseyqurt]

Just gonna say, this isn't very true to canon/lore of HL2, a metrocop would smack you if you approached him, I'm sure he would catch up to you if you tried to tell him a joke, afterwards planting a bullet beating you to near death.

[NickTheSushi]

Just gonna say, this isn't very true to canon/lore of HL2, a metrocop would smack you if you approached him, I'm sure he would catch up to you if you tried to tell him a joke, afterwards planting a bullet beating you to near death.

I love how you're trying to  take a web comic seriously.

[chaseyqurt]

I love how you're trying to  take a web comic seriously.

I'm not taking it seriously, I'm "just saying".

[Lil Robot]

After evading the Metro Cop, find another Citizen and ask him/her for a cup of pudding.