I told my mom I Converted

[Valen]

I'm an Agnostic and my parents have been pissed at me for some time because all my parents families are Christians as are my parents. For say six months they have been trying to tell me that they don't want me to go to hell so I should go to church, and  they keep on saying stuff to convince me that god is real. I really wanted them to stop nagging me so I got on facebook and changed my religion to Pastafarian  because I thought that was funny and so all the bible freaks at my school, which is a majority of the students would stop sending me forwards telling me to "praise the lord and let god into my life". My parents saw that it said I am a Pastafarian and she said "it's better to believe in something, than to believe in nothing".

[Ad Bot]

[Kalphiter]

I do not believe in Adam and Eve.

[BrofOrange]

I lol'd

[Harm94]

Nothing can go wrong with science.
Yay Evolution!

[Plasmus]

Religon is gay.
GO ATHIEST /hi-five

[Riot]

Religon is gay.
GO ATHIEST /hi-five

 Atheists and Agnostic are different things, means you don't even believe in Science.

[Doorman]

Religon is gay.
GO ATHIEST /hi-five

I don't think religions are a happy affair and I know that religions are not homoloveual, silly Plasmus.

also, inb4religionwar

Atheists and Agnostic are different things, means you don't even believe in Science.

Wow, you're really ignorant, aren't you?

[Riot]

I don't think religions are a happy affair and I know that religions are not homoloveual, silly Plasmus.

also, inb4religionwar
Wow, you're really ignorant, aren't you?

 *Digs trench.

[General Nick]

I don't believe that God created the world, but there may be certainly a Heaven and a Hell.

[The Russian]

I do not believe in Adam and Steve.

[Doorman]

I do not believe in Adam and Steve.

I do!

[Riot]

I don't believe that God created the world, but there may be certainly a Heaven and a Hell.

 What if the afterlife is like loop. You wake up in a flat slate like desert with a dead tree in the center. If you walk away from the tree you will come back to it from the opposite end. The sand ans sky are grey, and everything is sad and smoggy. :c
 You sit there for all time, and once time ends you still sit there.

[Harm94]

From every religious war I have seen, I have not seen one against Jehovah's Witnesses.

[Blastdown]

I hate it when people try to convert you, or whine about "You're going to hell!".
It's like those idiotic bible-tracks, but with audio.

It's one thing if you want to, it's another when you clearly don't care.

[Hugums]

Go smoke some pasta brudda