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Fo' shizzle mah rizzle, dawg. Ya' dig?

Foshizzle shizizzle mizzle rizizzle, dawizzle. Yizzle digizzle?

Foshizzle shizizzle mizzle rizizzle, dawizzle. Yizzle digizzle?
Yo dawg, you be rizzlin' mah fizzle too much. Lay back on duh shizzle, crackizzle.

Yo dawg, you be rizzlin' mah fizzle too much. Lay back on duh shizzle, crackizzle.

Yizzle dawizzle, youizzle bizzle rizizzlin' maizzle fizizzle toizzle muizzle. Lizzle bacizzle onizzle duhizzle shizizzle crackizizzle.

yizzle mizzle nizzle fizzle shizzle
FOIZZLE RIZZLE

Yizzle dawizzle, youizzle bizzle rizizzlin' maizzle fizizzle toizzle muizzle. Lizzle bacizzle onizzle duhizzle shizizzle crackizizzle.
Stop that rizzlin' stuff befo' you blat blat, crackuh-JAY. We also don't wan' be derailin' this muhfuggin train into gansta-talk, dawg.

Stop that rizzlin' stuff befo' you blat blat, crackuh-JAY. We also don't wan' be derailin' this muhfuggin train into gansta-talk, dawg.

The sad thing is, I know somebody that actually talks like this.

H̨̛͙̩͔̦͙ͪͥͭ͂͆ͣ̚̕͝E̷̢̧̮͚̲̖̜̝̙̭͛͛ͣͬͪ̚̕͢ ̶ͩ̽͌̽͒́̽̓͒͆ͤ͛̾̋̇̋͠͏̹̱̜̞̥̰̰͈̹̖̳̫̫̥̜̜W̪͖͚̱͎̜̓̓̍̈́̽̿ͨ͘͞H̵̵̭̹̭̯̻͉̲͕̜̬ͩͦ͆̌̅̂ͭͨ̆̑̎͂Ö̢̯̜͈̬̯͕͇̱̩̟̭̪͉͓͎̲́̆ͩ̕͟͟ ͌̾̈́̔҉͏̢̳̻̰̱͉͚͜W̵̴̖͇͓̜̯͎͕͇̘͌̆̉̆̽̉A͊͛̈ͯͪ̄̾ͥ̈́ͤ͏̸̳̟̰͎̯̱̭̜̮̤̙̝͚̳̫̘̺̞͡Į̥̣̣̗̞͕͇͇̩̦̤͍̼̋͆̔ͩ̚͡S̷̡̛̻̜̖̘̠͔̜̬͔͖͈͇̩͚̦̤̟̙͂̽̂ͧ̈̎̓͑͌̉ͅT̴̨̥͉͕̝͔͓̻ͤͪ̎͑̄̈́̎͋̊͂͑ͦ̉̌ͮ̐ͫ̏̀̕͠ ̣̻̱̫̝͖̰̥̩̼̖̟̘̭̀ͣ̿̔̆ͫ́̂̑̊ͭͫ̓ͩͨ̈̈́̈́͘͘B̷ͭ̅̽͌̀̉̌̃͑́̃ͮ̽͏҉̡̛̟͕̟̻E̸̻͚̞͚͔̤̜̲͍͉͈̙̲ͤ̓̽̎̃͘͢͞H̴̦̠͙̟̹̝ͥͭ̃̿̔̌ͫ͐͌̌ͬ͑̌͒ͯ̔̇ͩ͊̕͘͡I̅͒̈́ͩ̀̎͑̊̎ͪ͒҉̴̺͕̻̻̺͈N͂̆͒́ͫ͌̓̀̒́͒ͪ̅̑͌̽ͬ͊́̀͞҉͏͇͔̼̤̼͝Ḏ̵̨̟̺͓̣͔̯͔͚̬̺ͧ̈͋͛̽ͤ̾ͩ̌ͣͦ͛̈ͤ̊̄̚ ̴̜̹̼͇͖̬͈̗̻̠͓͕̝̫̺̮͍͉̖ͫ̉̔͋̄ͭͤͫ̈ͩ͟͢Ţ͖̭̪̹̭̠̗̦͈̬̦̪̹͕ͦ͛̃̀̎̒̈̾ͣͮͫ̾H̵̸̵̡̝̯͇̘ͯͦ͂ͦ̑ͧ͋ͭ̇̔͒̃͋̇̏̀̚͡E̸̦̮̳̞͔͔̭̠̮̯̣͍̗̹͇͂̑̿ͯ̽̊̏ͮͬ̒ͫ̓̀̂ͩ͋́ ̵̵̝̜̞̼͍͉̪͕̭͙͂͆ͬͮ͐͐ͤ̏̂̃́̕W̴̢̖̺͎̹̯̱͔̲̤͈͖̪̙̠̤͌͂͌̾͛̿ͅA̢̦̳͇͙̪̅̎͋ͪͧ̆̈̃̾̐ͥͫ̊͐̓̍͢͡L̨̡̠̣̰̦̮̺͚̥̤͔͕̰̰͙̜͙ͫ̏ͤ̇ͤͭ̈́ͅL̷͕̪̙̮̘̮̫̟̭͂ͩ̿̂ͬ̇ͫͩ͗̓̃̃̌ͯͩ͐ͣ͘͘͞͞!̴̡͇̺͉̮̘̻̑ͭ̃̌̏̉̓ͮ̾ͫ͒̃͆̊̓ͯ͛͞




!̴̷̡͇̺͉̮̘̻͕̪̙̮̘̮̫̟̭̑ͭ̃̌̏̉̓ͮ̾ͫ͒̃͆̊̓ͯ͛͂ͩ̿̂ͬ̇ͫͩ͗̓̃̃̌ͯͩ͐ͣ͘͘͞͞͞ Dat ̷͕̪̙̮̘̮̫̟̭͂ͩ̿̂ͬ̇ͫͩ͗̓̃̃̌ͯͩ͐ͣ͘͘͞͞!̴̷̡͇̺͉̮̘̻͕̪̙̮̘̮̫̟̭̑ͭ̃̌̏̉̓ͮ̾ͫ͒̃͆̊̓ͯ͛͂ͩ̿̂ͬ̇ͫͩ͗̓̃̃̌ͯͩ͐ͣ͘͘͞͞͞!̴̷̡͇̺͉̮̘̻͕̪̙̮̘̮̫̟̭̑ͭ̃̌̏̉̓ͮ̾ͫ͒̃͆̊̓ͯ͛͂ͩ̿̂ͬ̇ͫͩ͗̓̃̃̌ͯͩ͐ͣ͘͘͞͞͞!̴̷̡͇̺͉̮̘̻͕̪̙̮̘̮̫̟̭̑ͭ̃̌̏̉̓ͮ̾ͫ͒̃͆̊̓ͯ͛͂ͩ̿̂ͬ̇ͫͩ͗̓̃̃̌ͯͩ͐ͣ͘͘͞͞͞!̴̷̡͇̺͉̮̘̻̑ͭ̃̌̏̉̓ͮ̾ͫ͒̃͆̊̓ͯ͛͂ͩ̿̂ͬ̇ͫͩ͗̓̃̃̌ͯͩ͐ͣ͘͞͞͞ S̷̡̛̻̜̖̘̠͔̜̬͔͖͈͇̩͚̦̤̟̙͂̽̂ͧ̈̎̓͑͌̉ͅh !̴̷̡͇̺͉̮̘̻͕̪̙̮̘̮̫̟̭̑ͭ̃̌̏̉̓ͮ̾ͫ͒̃͆̊̓ͯ͛͂ͩ̿̂ͬ̇ͫͩ͗̓̃̃̌ͯͩ͐ͣ͘͘͞͞͞ i !̴̷̡͇̺͉̮̘̻͕̪̙̮̘̮̫̟̭̑ͭ̃̌̏̉̓ͮ̾ͫ͒̃͆̊̓ͯ͛͂ͩ̿̂ͬ̇ͫͩ͗̓̃̃̌ͯͩ͐ͣ͘͘͞͞͞ !̴̷̡͇̺͉̮̘̻͕̪̙̮̘̮̫̟̭̑ͭ̃̌̏̉̓ͮ̾ͫ͒̃͆̊̓ͯ͛͂ͩ̿̂ͬ̇ͫͩ͗̓̃̃̌ͯͩ͐ͣ͘͘͞͞͞ t !̴̷̡͇̺͉̮̘̻͕̪̙̮̘̮̫̟̭̑ͭ̃̌̏̉̓ͮ̾ͫ͒̃͆̊̓ͯ͛͂ͩ̿̂ͬ̇ͫͩ͗̓̃̃̌ͯͩ͐ͣ͘͘͞͞͞ !̴̷̡͇̺͉̮̘̻͕̪̙̮̘̮̫̟̭̑ͭ̃̌̏̉̓ͮ̾ͫ͒̃͆̊̓ͯ͛͂ͩ̿̂ͬ̇ͫͩ͗̓̃̃̌ͯͩ͐ͣ͘͘͞͞͞

The sad thing is, I know somebody that actually talks like this.
my fat cousin


An army of rats, loading and testing out their mortors.
You, my friend, will die by a mouse shooting you with a 40 caibler rifle.
Good bye.

An army of rats, loading and testing out their mortors.
You, my friend, will die by a mouse shooting you with a 40 caibler rifle.
Good bye.

You, my friend, will die by a mouse shooting you with a 40 caibler rifle.
Good bye.

Good bye.

How can you say good bye with no hello?


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D̸̶͕̪̲͕̹̟̲̫͉̓̎̂̔̒ͦ͌ͨ̎̿ͯͤ̽̋̑̚̚į̴̩̩̣̙̳̖̯̟̹̱ͬͮ̇̎ͥ̄̉̕͟s̨̢̡̛͕̬͍̞̘͖͚̻͖̞̖̦͕͖̥͓̽ͯ͊ͅ ̨̦̖̭̯̯̂̈́̉̀s̡̱̻̗͈̘͇̘̠̺̲̖̭̜͕̎̆̇͌̀͒́͘͞i̶͍͔̦̰̙̪̬̺̳͉͕̫͚ͮͣͥͮ̒͌̅̐̅̓͛́͒t̵̢̧̯̼̼̫͎͔̻͖͔̓̈́̈̿ͥ̓͆ͮ̅ͅe̵̷̵͙͈̭̬͚̰͔̲͍̜̺̙͉̰̗͋̒ͧ̒̅͑ͮ̌̐̓ͣ͐̑̆́̓̈̈́̒̀ͅ ̵ͯ̌̓ͧ̾̅̍̌͆́҉̶̣͙̦̣̪̪͎̙̻͈̰͖̠̟͕̠ị̖̘̺̳̥̺̦̗̭̮͇̩͇ͥ̉͆̓ͬ̽̑ͦͦ̀ͦ̾ͤ́̕͝s̷̹̥̼̹̑̋̓ͤ̈́ͭ͒͘͟͢ ̧̡ͥͪͣ̊ͣ̉͒͐ͨ͑͒ͯͤ̀̚͏̨͔̥̰̘̺͇̙͎̤̲͙̟͓̭̬̬͍̕k̀̓ͮ̍͏͏͎͙̗͎̫͚̩͚͓̥e̵̛̙̞̺̤̦̘̳͍̫̓̌̋͛̐̄̾̊ͧ̉̿̍̒͗͑̄̓͗̈ͅw̢̠̖̙̠̗̼͇̩̻̩͎̯̥̯̱͗͂̀̄́ͩ̏ͦ̓͢͝ͅl̛̛ͣ̍̽ͦ͂ͬ̊̍̂̐͒͆͒͞҉̙̩̫̻̪ ͇͔͈̰̥̀̏͋ͦͥͩ̇ͧͣ̄̋̍͂ͩ̓̔͘y̴̛̛̭̳͉̻̮̯̎̂́̒ͮo̷̪͈̭̗̖͖͖̯̣̬͓̲̝͔̳̪͊̔ͧͧ̂͂ͯ̾ͧ̔̈͛ͬͯ͑̾͢͢