No thanks :V
Its like looking at a plasma show, but the shapes look like people doing backflips and frontflips in the same time while giving oral love. And the music of Mozart composes and plays with the plasma shapes as if the music was controlling them.
My ass was one of the sacred gold objects Indiana Jones had to steel in one of the movies, and the Kitaki Indians worship its Holiness.
Its self aware of your existence Regulth, my ass knows your talking about him.
Edit: My ass makes the world go round.