Author Topic: I got invited by a girl to the movies.  (Read 7072 times)

What should I do? We're both single, and she's pretty cute.

NO I WILL NOT STICK IT IN HER POOPER OR RAPE HER



What should I do? We're both single, and she's pretty cute.

NO I WILL NOT STICK IT IN HER POOPER OR RAPE HER


I'm sure this is meant to mock me


is this you?

... your doomed.
               no jk, just be cool.

do it friend.

you won't regret it.


is this you?

... your doomed.
               no jk, just be cool.
Pft. Everybody knows this is him


Go to the movies with her.

Don't expect anything to happen.

If something happens, go with the flow.

It's simple.

K. I'm going, we're going to see Leap Year.

He's gonna spaz out and try pua lines and something horrible like the yawn and put arm on her thing.

He's gonna spaz out and try pua lines and something horrible like the yawn and put arm on her thing.

wat

Just make sure to shout "SURPRISE!" first.