Omegle raiding :D

[|Shadow]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
Stranger: Hey, I'm male. If you're looking for a female I'm not sorry ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

what

[Ad Bot]

[Grumpy]

You: STAR
Stranger: hi
Stranger: no
Stranger: forget off and die
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol

You: STAR
Stranger: heyyy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: STAR
Stranger: m/f
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/user/ToCutexx
You: STAR
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You: STAR
Stranger: WARS
Stranger: PEWPEWPEW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi, im male, are u horny girl? do u have webcam? dou wanna webcam love with me?
You: STAR
Stranger: fish
You: STAY FROSTY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[tikitai]

Stranger: hey
You: STAR
You: stay frost
Stranger: I am trippen out yo
You: OPEN FIRE
Stranger: smd
Stranger: bam bam
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE POINT

[Muzzles56]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
Stranger: okei:P
Stranger: m or f?
You: Stay frosty!
You: STAR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i think ive talked 2 u before
You: STAR
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: bang me
You: K
You: Ramirez! Take point while I bang this person!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
Stranger: TEXAS
You: WHERE'S YOUR SQUAD?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
^ It was going so well :(

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
Stranger: GALAXY
You: OPEN FIRE
Stranger: PEW PEW
You: BAM BAM
You: *EXPOLSEOINS*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Thats enough for now
Last one

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
You: STAY FROSTY
Stranger: TEXAS
You: WHERES YOUR SQUAD?
Stranger: IN A HOTEL
You: WHICH HOTEL?
Stranger: RIGHTMANS 1 BLOCK BACK
You: OPEN FIRE
You: PEW PEW
You: *EXPOLSEIOINS*
Stranger: OH stuff
Stranger: AMBUSH THEM
You: FUUUUU
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE THEIR RIGHT FLANK
Stranger: Russian RAMIREZ TAKE THEIR RAMIREZ
You: RAMIREZ, THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU! GET ME SOME CHICKEN
Stranger: RAMIREZ WHY ARE YOU LETTING MEN DIE, DO EVERYTHING FOR ME RAMIREZ
You: RAMIREZ
You: HELLO
You: RAMIREZ, GET TO THE BURGER TOWN AND GET THE INTEL GUARDED BY 300 SPETSNAZ, ARMED WITH ONLY THIS PISTOL
Stranger: RAMIREZ STOP THAT RAMIREZ
You: RAMIREZ, HAVE love WITH THAT BABY
Stranger: RAMIREZ WED ME TO MY WIFE
You: RAMIREZ, LOWER DIFFICTULTY TO HARDENED!
You: RAMIREZ, YOU'RE BEING INVITED TO AN ONLINE MATCH
You: STAY FROSTY, RAMIREZ
Stranger: RAMIREZ...RAMIREZ
Stranger: RAMIREZ GET RAMIREZ HES DOWN
You: RAMIREZ CLONES; GO!
You: RAMIREZ, TRUCK 13 O'CLOCK
Stranger: RAMIREZ USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN
You: RAMIREZ, EAT THAT MANS LEFT ARM
Stranger: RAMIREZ HELP ME STUDY ENGLISH
You: RAMIREZ, HELP HIM STUDY ENGLISH
You: AND MATHS
You: AND love ED
Stranger: RAMIREZ HIT DISCONNECT
You: RAMIREZ, DO IT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
^ Best one yet

Im going to sleep now

[Inv3rted]

I dare you all to do it on www.chatroulette.com.

 

[TomTheGeek]

I dare you all to do it on www.chatroulette.com.

 

It only has fat people :C.

[Gelatio]

You: STAR
Stranger: hi
You: STAR
You: OPEN FIRE
Stranger: ok
You: RAMIERZ, TAKE POINT
You: KILL HIM WITH YOUR FrYING PAN SULAPE
You: FAST
Stranger: asl
You: BEFORE HE IS DESTORRYTEEDD
You: The WORLD WILL IMPLODE
You: TELL MY DAD
You: I LOVE HIM
You: PLEASE
You: BEFORE
You: THE
You: BOM
You: B
You: HITS
You: THE
You: BURGER SHHHHACCkool kids klubK
You: DJASFSAD
You: F
You: ASFG
You: FDAH
You: ADD
You: U DEAD
You: FAST
You: BUT CLEAN
Stranger: u are crazy
You: YOU IMPLODED
You: FROM THE BOMMMBBB
You: STAR
Stranger: i don not know
You: RAMEIRZ, TAKE POINT
You: QUIICK
You: THEE BOMMMBBB
You: RAGGGGGGEEEEEEEE
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: STAR
Stranger: AGIN
Stranger: I JUST GOT U
You: LOL
You: RAMIERZ, TAKE POOINT!!!!

You: STAR
Stranger: alice?
You: OPEN FIRE
Stranger: FROSTEY FOREST
You: RAMIERZ, TAKE POINT!
Stranger: PUSSHUY
You: KILL UAV WITH EGGBEATER PLOX
You: FAST
Stranger: SKOW
You: BEOFRE THE SHEMALLEESSS
You: pew
You: pew
You: pew
You: stuff
Stranger: CUM
You: THEY HAVE OPENED FIRE
You: PEW
Stranger: O DAMN
You: SOLDIER
You: IVE BEEN HIT
Stranger: GENERAL
You: nooooo
Stranger: TO U
You: I SEE
You: A WHITE
You: LIGHTTTTTT
Stranger: LIGHT
Stranger: GOOD
You: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA
Stranger: STAY AWAY
You: IM COMING SOLDIER
You: TELL ME DAUGHTER
Stranger: pusillanimous individual
You: SHES A loving WHORE
You: *dies*
Stranger: OH NO HES DEAD
You: *revives*
You: I COME TO EAT UR BRAINZ
You: omnomnomnomnomn
You: brrainnzz
Stranger: ZOMBIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
You: RAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEE
You have disconnected.

You: STAR
Stranger: YEP
You: OPEN FIRE


You: STAR
Stranger: TEXAS
You: Where's your unit!?
Stranger: WHISKEY HOTEL, SIR.
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE POINT
Stranger: OSCAR MIKE
You: OPEN FIRE
Stranger: DEFEND THIS FAST FOOD RESTAURANT

[Syntho]

Fail

[XaMMaX211]

Stranger: hey
You: STAR
Stranger: star?
You: OPEN FIRE
Stranger: where a u from?
You: RAMIREZ, LAUNCH NUKEBURGER
You: RAMIREZ, ARM TACTICAL FACEPALM
Stranger: newclaer?
You: RAMIREZ, FIER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: STAR
Stranger: MOON
You: OPEN FIRE
Stranger: EQUATOR
Stranger: STRANGER IS TYPING
Stranger: ...
Stranger: MY TURN
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THE ENEMY UAV WITH THIS JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER
Stranger: BLUE
Stranger: I DONT LIKE LITTLE LETTERS
You: RAMIREZ, DISARM ENEMY BLUE BOMB
Stranger: THATS WHY I USE CAPS LOCK
You: RAMIREZ, ENABLE CAPS LOCK WITH THIS CAT FACE
You: :3
Stranger: MEH
You: RAMIREZ, IS THE D.O.G. GOOD TO GO?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: star
Stranger: movie
You: OPEN FIRE
Stranger: on my pusillanimous individual
You: RAMIREZ, ENABLE UAV
You: RAMIREZ, BOIL ME A GRENADE
You: RAMIREZ, GO DIE

[The Russian]

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You: STAR
Stranger: sorry
You: Stay Frosty
Stranger: cheyah boi
You: OPEN FIRE!
Stranger: stop, BE NORMAL!
You: MEATSPIN
Stranger: no
You: STAY SPIN
You: NOREML friend
Stranger: kidsinasandbox
You: SPIN STAY MEATlulz

[Dusty12]

Can we do Bioshock instead?

"SPLOICERS"

Yes please.
"WOULD YOU KINLDY MAKE ME A SAMMICH?"

[tails]

You:  WOULD YOU KINLDY MAKE ME A SAMMICH?
Stranger: nah i'll bite your richard off
You: DATS NOT NICE BRO

NO WORK :(

[Regulith]

You:  WOULD YOU KINLDY MAKE ME A SAMMICH?
Stranger: nah i'll bite your richard off
You: DATS NOT NICE BRO

NO WORK :(

You: WOULD YOU KINLDY MAKE ME A SAMMICH?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: want a pickle?
You: Hooray
You: Yes.
Stranger: yum
You: Om nom.
Stranger: lol i love you
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ur cool
You: <3 you too, but I must go, UP AND AWAY!!
You have disconnected.

[tails]

unrelated but awesome:

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[quote]Stranger:  hello
You: SIR WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A BOAT
You: FOR FREE
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: only thats not buying
You: w
Stranger: how do i go about this?
You: FIRST YOU NEED TO GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT DETAILS
Stranger: ok, but I don't feel comfertable doing this over omegle
Stranger: is there any way you could email me the offer,
Stranger:  so i can look it over first?
You: OF COURSE SIR
Stranger: ok
Stranger: sir, i am very excited
You: SO YOU SHOULD BE
You: YOU HAVE BEEN RANDOMLY SELECTED FOR THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME OFFER
You: NOT ONLY THAT BUT IT COMES IN 2 EXCITING COLOURS
Stranger: ok
Stranger: please do not go away
Stranger: i only need 2 mins
You:  SADLY SIR, MY BOATS HAVE JUST CAUGHT FIRE :(
Stranger: this will be a lovely addition to my boat collection
Stranger: what!?!?!
Stranger: no!!
Stranger: please tell me this is a joke!
Stranger: sir!
Stranger: please
You: OH GOD ITS HORRIBLE
You: MY WIFE WAS IN THERE
Stranger: please tell me this is a joke
Stranger: i dont give a forget about your bitch wife, i want that boat!
Stranger: sir!
Stranger: please!
You: WE'RE DOING OUR BEST TO PUT IT OUT SIR
Stranger: put it out!
You: THE CAT URINS NOT WORKING
Stranger: what are you talking about?
Stranger: that is not how you spell urine
You: EXCUSE ME SIR I WENT TO CAMBRIDGE AND STUFF I KNOW WHAT I DOING
Stranger: do you mean urn, are you using your cats ashes to put out the fire?
Stranger: sir, i neeeeeddddd that boat!
Stranger: i think you mean
Stranger: "i know what i'm doing"
You: I'M ON FIRE NOW TOO SIR
You: PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I RUN AROUND SCREAMING
Stranger: sir!
Stranger: sir!
You: YES SIR[/quote]

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Stranger:  i am the fiendish Dr.Wu
Stranger: Fear me
You: sorry i can't do that, but i can inform you about the dangers of gardening
Stranger: ok then
You: for example, say you have a plant, it could be manipulated by a large sum of money to grow acid in bags to sell to minors
Stranger: but rember my skills in biological transmodification are only matched by my zest for kung fu trickery
You: i see
You: well what if i was to tell you
You: I COULD OFFER YOU MY LATEST BOOK FOR 20% OFF
Stranger: what is yourl atest book
You: ITS ABOUT SPLICING MICE, CHEESE AND BADGERS INTO ONE
Stranger: i like it
Stranger: throws somthing in the opposite directon
Stranger: it comes back and decapitaes you
Stranger: i steal the book
You: WELL THIS WAS A HUGE FAILURE
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i told you
You: NOW I NOT GONNA GET PAID THIS WEEK
Stranger: kung fu trickery
You: I HOPE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELS :'(
Stranger: what part of kung-Fu trickery dont you get ?
You: AHA
You: AHAHA
You: YOU THOUGHT I WAS A SIMPLE BOOK SELLER
You: BUT NO IT IS I
You: THE NOT SO FIENDISH DOCTOR YAMS
Stranger: you fool i can only be defeated by black dynamite
You: I HAVE MONKEYS MADE OF BLACK DYNAMITE
You: THEY ARE READY TO CHARGE THE WINDOWS
Stranger: no you do not
You: yeah i do :(
Stranger: as black dynamite is a man
Stranger: not a explosive
You: duh
You: i put the man
You: in a crusher
You: and fed him to monkeys
Stranger: i will still win with my kung fu trickery
You: HOW WILL YOU WIN
You: WHEN YOU CAN'T SEE ME
Stranger: i am good like that
You: WOOOOO IM A GHOSSTT
Stranger: son of a bitch
You: WOOOOOOOOO *FLOATY BOOK
You: MONKEYS CHARGE HIM WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED BY MY BOOK
Stranger: i throw many shurikens in the left direction
You: I CONTINUE STANDING AND BEING INVISIBLE
Stranger: the shurikens fly back and kill the monkies
Stranger: you done forgeted up now
You: BULBASAUR USES LEER
Stranger: lowal
Stranger: well it was fun but its late

[pixl]

Stranger: on a high forever to fly
You: Hello I am a Viagra salesman, you can get a free trial offer today(Partner will be prechosen).
Try Viagra the future in love therapy! *Viagra is not responsible if your partner is of the same love.
Stranger: ew