[sarcasm]I have a Dollar autographed by Jesus.[/sarcasm]
[serious]I have a Dollar autographed by Jesus.[/serious]
[impossible]I have a Dollar autographed by Jesus.[/impossible]
You're a loving idiot. First you thought you could sell your hair for thousands of dollars, now this. Not every old coin is worth a bajillion dollars.
Your too stupid for the forums, research this information you stupid forget.
Oh, you're asking for it now. When making extremely pointed insults like that, I'd recommend using correct grammar, BTW.
Make sure you/they count the money before you hand them the coin.