Author Topic: Your weirdest dream ever  (Read 2531 times)

Tell about the weirdest dream you've ever had here!
Here's mine:
I dreamed that I was at the sledding hill at my school. I was in desperate need of a hammer, though I don't even remember why. I saw an ugly house at the bottom of the hill. I somehow saw that there was a hammer hidden under the floor in the house. Then I saw Regulith and some other guy (I think his name was, like SHOWER ROOM!!! or something.). Then I broke into the house and knocked at the floor and it opened. I picked up the hammer, but then Regulith and the other guy started chasing me with Banhammers and then, the house changed and then we was in a sewer. They kept chasing me and then I accidentally ran into a dead end. They were running against me with the Banhammers. I shouted "DON'T BAN ME!!!", and then they said "Ok, we won't ban you then." Then we became friends, I could keep the hammer, but when I walked out of the house and I thought I should see what I was going to use it for, I woke up.

My dream is that i was walking in the park near a small pond, then the pond turned into a worlpool, then i saw the powerrangers surfing on th ducks in the pond.

then it ended.

I don't even watch powerrangers D:

Billion of weird dream topics. But ok

A long time ago when I played Animal Crossing:WW, I dreamed that they were making a road in my town (I was watching a lot of videos with cool towns with roads) so my character kept walking to the left without me controlling it and he was walking into a tree and just kept on going, so I had to move him up and down and my town was really wide. When I finally got there, it was just a tiny bit of road. I was like "This is cool! Too bad its only a dream." Then I woke up

I dreamed I was in a L4D like scenario
I walked up to a witch and shot her with a pistol then ran like
OMFGSGAAFADFLOLOLOLOLOLZERAAZ ZZZ
and then she ran and killed my brother and i had a sigh of relief then she came after me and then i was like OMFGLOLOLOLOLOLOLRUNNNNNNNNNN N
I ran into a room and closed the door.
I was like, WOOOOOOOT
then she broke down the door and killed me.

I dreamt that I gave birth to a baby D:

This wasn't necessarily weird; more just random.

I had a dream that a friend of mine (Connor) had been taking my pencils secretly, and gave them all back.  There were ~a thousand of them.
So weird.

My weirdest dream involved a hooker, a houshold sponge, 2 pounds of kung pow chicken, 30 thousand dollars and the premier of France.

This wasn't necessarily weird; more just random.

I had a dream that a friend of mine (Connor) had been taking my pencils secretly, and gave them all back.  There were ~a thousand of them.
So weird.
at school people stole all my stuff.
I left a pencil sharpener on my desk and this stupid kid took it thinking it was his
luckily I made a mark on mine and pointed it out to the teacher
then this one girl says that he put a mark on his too.
it went on for about a week until one day i secretly asked to teacher for the pencil sharpener.
Thats the story of the pencil sharpener/MP3 player.

My dream is that i was walking in the park near a small pond, then the pond turned into a worlpool, then i saw the powerrangers surfing on th ducks in the pond.

then it ended.

I don't even watch powerrangers D:
deja vu

I was gorden freeman
and then it turned into synergy and then this guy messed with alyx's boobs i was like wtf man thats just messed up and he said its the right way n00b and then the dream ended

I was on a long park bench sitting along the middle of a road. I was facing west, it was in the morning. I could see stoplights to my right, blurry, in the distance. The stripes on the road were worn, but still bright. I looked at the oncoming traffic to the right of me and there was a terrible glare in the windshields, which hurt my eyes, so i looked to my left. There was a rather nice group of trees shading the road, but blocking my view. The cars went by, but I just looked down. After the cars left, there were several joggers behind them, running down the road immediately behind them. Then, it was empty again. No traffic went the other direction, behind me. I decided I would cross the lane behind me, as there was only fields in front of me. There was a very large and strangely symmetrical house. The driveway went to the front door and had steps going down in the middle, dropping off on the sides, with bushes at the top of each. The entire house appeared to be made of marble. I started walking into the back yard but it was blocked by a small bush, so I decided I shouldn't. It felt like somebody I knew was in the house. I walked around to the front door but instead walked to the right side, the wall here was at a diagonal and had some kind of tall concrete planter along the front of it. There was an open area, as though it should be a door, into a bright green room. Suddenly, a cat. It was mostly white-ish with black ears and some kind of oddly shaped black area on its sides. It walked up against my leg and the thought occurred in my head that if I was ever going to be a furry, I should be a cat furry. For an awkward moment I could have sworn I had a tail. I felt a strange pang of grief and the cat disappeared, apparently offended. I started thinking about why these people have a bright green pet room built into the outside of their house. The walls seemed to be on fire so I decided to go back to the bench and turned to walk back up the driveway with stairs. In front of me then was a strange mix of a bulldog and a polar bear (once I saw it, somebody from inside the house was telling me about it and how proud they were of it (something about it being an heirloom?) but they didn't seem to actually know that I was there. It was more like a voice in my head justifying what the forget the thing was), blocking my way out from behind the planter and the burning bright green room. I wanted to leave but it wasn't urgent because fire doesn't go outside (duh). I forgot about the fire and someone from inside the closed door said something to somebody outside but I couldn't tell who. I wanted to remind them to feed their cat and to please move the growling white abomination in front of me. The thing "barked" and appeared to have several rows of teeth. I edged forward, against my better judgment. It gave me a strange docile look so I kicked it (which made perfect sense at the time). It bit my leg and flew into the sky with me. The most troubling thought at the time was how I was going to explain why I just kicked their dog... bear.. thing. I woke up with a sharp mental pain in my leg.

Various edits: Trying to recall details
This was last night.


TL;DR: Rambling dream logic and I think I hurt myself with my mind.
« Last Edit: January 29, 2010, 06:14:17 PM by xC »

I was flying and I hit the road, then a truck almost ran me over.  Just before I woke up.

I dreamt that I gave birth to a baby D:

What else can you give birth to?


I always dream nothing, just sounds. I hear elevator music and nothing else.