Condensed motherloving milk.

[MackTheHunter]

Now you may be thinking, "what the hell, a topic about milk?" Oh no, this is not any ordinary kind of milk.

(NO, IT IS NOT SPERM.)

First off. When I tasted this stuff for the first time, my expectations were shot down out of the sky, riddled with bullets, then chopped with a machete. It's nothing like ordinary milk, holy balls.

Basically, take cow's milk, get rid of that silly water, and replace it with sugar.

It tastes like every sweet and delicious candy in the world jammed together, then coated with more candy.

The downside, it's damn hard to make, it's rare and it's loving expensive. I have only one can, half of it is gone for cooking. I truly is an climax in the mouth.

Seriously, if you find some that's magically cheap at a nearby store, BUY IT. Not only is it AMAZING for cooking, just eating it alone is like biting off a chunk of god's flesh.

DISCUSS. (Nom.)

EDIT: It's also considered one of the finest deserts served in Ukraine and Russia, just Condensed milk itself. :O

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[Bones4]

It's not expensive.

[Fjeld]

sounds like candy

[MackTheHunter]

It's not expensive.

It's expensive in Canada.

$15 per can.

[Fjeld]

It's expensive in Canada.

$15 per can.

Canadians

[Godik7]

So it's liquid sugar or like frosting?

Gross, regular milk sounds better.

[MasterCookie]

You could only find this, every were! (were I live)

[Fjeld]

Looks like what i put on my toaster strudel

[Valen]

Mix this around in a bowl of fresh snow and it is yum

[A.R.C.]

You could only find this, every were! (were I live)

Don't you live in mexico?
Or are you just a dirty mexican?

[OneWithFire]

(NO, IT IS NOT SPERM.)

That made me have raunchy thoughts

[Block Builder]

It's like a sip of God's sperm!


 

[CC]

Oh good, I'm not the only one who thought it looked like jizz.

[SupremeCommander]

Now you may be thinking, "what the hell, a topic about milk?" Oh no, this is not any ordinary kind of milk.

(NO, IT IS NOT SPERM.)

First off. When I tasted this stuff for the first time, my expectations were shot down out of the sky, riddled with bullets, then chopped with a machete. It's nothing like ordinary milk, holy balls.

Basically, take cow's milk, get rid of that silly water, and replace it with sugar.

It tastes like every sweet and delicious candy in the world jammed together, then coated with more candy.

The downside, it's damn hard to make, it's rare and it's loving expensive. I have only one can, half of it is gone for cooking. I truly is an climax in the mouth.

Seriously, if you find some that's magically cheap at a nearby store, BUY IT. Not only is it AMAZING for cooking, just eating it alone is like biting off a chunk of god's flesh.

DISCUSS. (Nom.)

EDIT: It's also considered one of the finest deserts served in Ukraine and Russia, just Condensed milk itself. :O

Thought that said "Milch Maiden".

Ontopic: We had Nestle Cond. Milk on a camp, and our hiking instructor liked it so much that he traded for all the groups servings and drunk it all. Fatass. :/
I managed to get a bit, its nice, but not good for replacing milk, and lots of it tastes simply awful after a while.