Good job quoting the OP, pictures and all.
Oh good, I'm not the only one who thought it looked like jizz.
One can here in the Philippines is about 35 pesos.One dollar here is about 47.55 pesos.How lucky I am.
Thought that said "Milch Maiden".
It does, it's German you twat.
I'm Australian you twat.Only German I know is Nien and Ya. And Weiner-schnitzel.I'm not going to demean myself by putting it into Google Translate and coming up with some language failure like "Maid of Filth-Eating name of Milch", regardless of how close that is to the actual name.
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Milch maiden
Milf Maiden