You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yuo sav me frou da vilag?
Stranger: where r ya from
You: ukranei
Stranger: ukraina?
You: ? i don hunderan yuo
You: my vilag unde atak
You: an i need wed
You: to escap
Stranger: its a russian?
You: uhm
You: uhm
You: vary close
You: nex to
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: language
Stranger: not country
You: we spea ukranien
Stranger: oooh, i see
Stranger: can you speack english?
Stranger: cuz i don't know ukranien.
You: vury wel
You: yuo se i type?
You: very god
You: we mrary
Stranger: uhm?
You: win yuo can escae me?
Stranger: ???
Stranger: i don't know what are you talking about
Stranger: sorry.
You: :(
You: i migh die
Stranger: what?
Stranger: why?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: da vilag
You: alway unde atak
You: an
You: day kil peop
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: you mean war?
Stranger: or conflict?
You: de uh
You: figtin
Stranger: what fighting?
You: MORTALLL KOMBAT!
Stranger: uhm?
You: WAR-HUH GOOD GOD, Y'ALL
You: WHAT IS IT GOOD FO?
You: ABSOLUTELY NUTTIN
Stranger: is it a game?
You: We're not playing 20 questions, Bill.
You: Give me the money and I'll be going.
Stranger: okay, then bye
You: Unless you want a little bloodshead here.
Stranger: you really weird
You: SO IS MUH DIK
Stranger: now you speak english, fluently
You: I hav da handicapation
You: Yuo stil luv me?
You: :9
Stranger: uhm?
Stranger: what are you talking about.
You: Our lives together.
You: Duh.
Stranger: why i love you.
You: Because my lovey dik.
Stranger: this is ridiculous
Stranger: how old are you?
You: You are old enough to recieve?
Stranger: where r u from?
You: I tel yuo, ukraen
Stranger: but, you reeallly weird
You: shti yuo dum?
Stranger: uhm?
Stranger: your english is really weird
You: i not spek it natral
You: i ler it a foo wek agoo
You: no mak fu o me
You: yu spe it god?
Stranger: well, i barely understand your english.
Stranger: cuz you spell it really weird way.
You: dman
You: da vilag on fier a gin
Stranger: well, you lieing
You: whu?
Stranger: im sure its the game you playing now
You: I JSUT LSOT EHT GMAE
Stranger: okay.well
Stranger: how old are you
You: 32
Stranger: heh
You: Ukranian years
Stranger: really?
You: is difren
You: frou regala yer
Stranger: well
Stranger: i see
You: yuo gon wed me or ye?
Stranger: yes
You: we ned weden
You: ya i lov
Stranger: hehe
You: we liv in suburbd i da americ
You: bu
You: i ned a money to escap vilag
You: the how say, tol both
Stranger: uhm.
You: the drak ski man
You: he kep da trafi
Stranger: what do you do
You: of peop
Stranger: whats your job
You: no hapen
You: o me?
Stranger: yep
You: i da vilag weaponsmith
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: well
You: i mak yuo sorde fro da weden
Stranger: no more joke
Stranger: man
Stranger: no more joke
You: hoo si joke?
Stranger: you
You: wah
You: i am Zlad
You: no joke
Stranger: zlad?
Stranger: your name?
You: ye name
You: is zlad
You: no joke
Stranger: and you are
Stranger: 32?
You: ukrae year
Stranger: so how old in regular year
You: 56 1/2
Stranger: hehe well
Stranger: quite old you are
Stranger: i guess you lieing
You: yuo
You: gib me da muny
Stranger: are you married man?
You: to pay da drak man
You: no yuo wil wed me
You: an we liv in subur
You: :'(
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you r too old
You: if I don leav son
You: they gon mak me pav da path wit stons
Stranger: well, i don't care
You: i stil luv yuo
Stranger: you can't
You: plaes giv da muny
Stranger: you r older than my father
You: i neda pay da tol both
You: so i cud pay da MOOORTALL KOMBAT
You: an hav da hapy
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i gotta go now
You: NO
You: FIRST
You: YOU HAVE TO
You: LIVE WITH A monday CUNT.
You: THEN
Stranger: but, i can't read your english.
You: YOU SLEEP WITH A DIRTY monday.
Stranger: its really confusing.
You: THAN, LOOK, YOU'VE PISSED YOURSELF!
You: YOU pusillanimous individual CLART
Stranger: well, i guess you r not from ukraina
You: Oh my god.
Stranger: i guess you from us.
You: You are slow.
You: Jesus H.
You: MOOOORRRTALLLLLL KOOOOMMMMBAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT
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You: The toll booth is actually a Mortal Kombat machine.
You: huh huh get it?
You: I'm scamming you to pay the arcade machine.
You: Funny rite
You: And a monday guards the arcade door.
You: and he beats me up.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Try to top that one, kid.
And the pusillanimous individual clart and others come from
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